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Anila is on page 251 of 498
Chagrin count: 2. Also, we have this quote: "Besides, since I'd come to Forks, it really seemed like my life was about him."
May 15, 2011 10:55AM
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Anila
Anila is on page 490 of 498
Prom scene rings untrue now that I've actually been to one.
May 18, 2011 05:59PM
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Anila
Anila is on page 445 of 498
"It's amazing - some of you seem to have no sense of our own self-interest at all." PREACH, James.
May 18, 2011 05:40PM
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Anila
Anila is on page 436 of 498
Bella is plotting to be a bitch and commit suicide by vampire, and I'm wondering why I thought this book had so much energy in the last few chapters because it is so. slow.
May 18, 2011 05:35PM
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Anila
Anila is on page 323 of 498
Can't keep myself from picturing these vampires as East Coast prep school students. Remember that one Smirnoff commercial? In my head, the Cullens look like that. If you haven't seen it, here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PTU2He...
May 16, 2011 04:28PM
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Anila
Anila is on page 308 of 498
This is going to seem like a little thing and you all are going to think I'm crazy, but it makes me angry. Meyer does two things I've seen elsewhere that makes me angry, and one thing all her own. 1: She calls orcas 'killer whales', in direct conjunction with 2: she characterizes them, indirectly, as ruthless monsters. And 3, the one that really takes the cake, SHE COMPARES THEM TO SPARKLEPIRES. FUCK NO.
May 16, 2011 05:58AM
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Anila
Anila is on page 292 of 498
'"You spied on me?" But somehow I couldn't infuse my voice with the proper outrage. I was flattered.' This sentence would only be bearable if Bella died at the end of this book. As is, GREAT MESSAGE. Don't be mad if people spy on you and find out where you keep the KEY TO YOUR HOUSE. Especially if you know said people are homicidal by nature. THAT'S NOT A PROBLEM AT ALL.
May 15, 2011 08:13PM
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Anila
Anila is on page 275 of 498
After all that about being the perfect predator, about how everything about you draws people in, Edward, you really think you can say this? "Most humans instinctively shy away from us, are repelled by our alienness." You contradicted yourself within the space of about five pages. BS.
May 15, 2011 11:31AM
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Anila
Anila is on page 263 of 498
Because:
May 15, 2011 11:21AM
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Anila
Anila is on page 243 of 498
Trying my darndest not to stray from my planned review, but there is SO MUCH WRONG WITH THIS BOOK I CAN'T EVEN.
May 15, 2011 10:13AM
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Anila
Anila is on page 131 of 498
And now Bella is being a manipulative bitch to Jacob. Joy oh joy.
May 14, 2011 08:38AM
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Choco Bwahahaaahaa!


Anila It's degrading to the point where I can almost say I hate it. I mean, it's still better than Hush, Hush, but that's not much of an accomplishment!
The meadow scene is coming soon. It's not going to be pretty.


Taylor Hee hee! :P


message 4: by Cory (new) - rated it 1 star

Cory The meadow scene is my favorite, only because Kill it With fire rips it so brilliantly.


Choco Anila wrote: "It's degrading to the point where I can almost say I hate it. I mean, it's still better than Hush, Hush, but that's not much of an accomplishment!
The meadow scene is coming soon. It's not going ..."


Oh, the meadow scene. The scene that made me go, WTF?

I can't waaaiit...


Anila Cory, linkplz.

After this I may go read Cleoland's Breaking Dawn review just so I can squirt tea through my nose. Good detox.
Though listening to the soundtrack of A Beautiful Mind distracts me pretty well from the stupid.


Anila Saved for later, lest I taint my review/reading.


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