He held up the AK-47, the muscles of his arm bunching against the weight. "This is an assault rifle."
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Then he held up the handgun. "This is a semi-automatic pistol."
Then he gave a little thrust of his hips and looked down at his penis. "That is my gun. As you've discovered, it's pump-action like a shotgun, but it doesn't fire bullets."