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Lina
Lina is 61% done
When has Clary shown any romantic interest in Simon ever? So why on Earth would stupid ass Jace think they were sleeping together in Clary's room? Also Clary why are you sorry? Simon is a moron and so is Jace.
Mar 27, 2011 10:10PM
City of Bones (The Mortal Instruments, #1)

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Lina
Lina is 75% done
Woah, woah, woah...Clary has been in the shadowhunter world for less than a week, yet she is already treating downworlders like they are inferior people? Bitch, go get slapped by Alec...
Apr 02, 2011 08:05PM
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Lina
Lina is 68% done
You know what...I'm done. Seriously, this is a waste of time and honestly I DON'T CARE ABOUT ANYTHING! HOUSE OF NIGHT IS MORE ENTERTAINING THAN THIS!!!!!!
Mar 28, 2011 10:59PM
City of Bones (The Mortal Instruments, #1)


Lina
Lina is 68% done
Simon is such a nerd cliche! Making Star Wars references does not make you cool!
Mar 28, 2011 08:46PM
City of Bones (The Mortal Instruments, #1)


Lina
Lina is 63% done
The POV in this book is weird as fucq...
Mar 28, 2011 08:04PM
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Lina
Lina is 61% done
Simon, Simon, Simon, poor dumbass Simon. Girl's can not read minds and since Clary's brain is shat because of being mindzapped so many times she does not have the ability to grasp common sense. That's why she couldn't tell you liked her...although everyone else did.
Mar 27, 2011 10:15PM
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Lina
Lina is 61% done
"Why would you try to make me jealous?" Because he want to get in your knock off Ginny Weasley panties that's why...
Mar 27, 2011 10:13PM
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Lina
Lina is 60% done
STOP IT! JUST STOP IT! OKAY! YOU CAN'T TASTE GREEN, YOU CAN'T LAUGH SILENTLY, YOU CAN'T KNOW SPANISH ONE SECOND AND THEN HAVE NO KNOWLEDGE OF IT THE NEXT! PLEASE STOP WITH THE STUPID!!!
Mar 27, 2011 10:04PM
City of Bones (The Mortal Instruments, #1)


Lina
Lina is 60% done
Jesus I'm still listening to this...most unsexy make out scene ever...can we at least get some erotic groping?
Mar 27, 2011 10:03PM
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Lina
Lina is 55% done
How the line went with Clary: Clary: Maybe we could get back to saving my best friend from being exsanguinatedto death Jace: Exsanguinated that's a big word Clary: And you'e a big- Jace: Tsk-Tsk ----If it were me--- Me: Maybe we could get back to saving my best friend from being exsanguinatedto death Jace: Exsanguinated that's a big word Me: Fuck off -kick in the shin-
Mar 24, 2011 08:16PM
City of Bones (The Mortal Instruments, #1)


Lina
Lina is 55% done
Why would a Magnus want to help the people who kill his kind? the Clave are such dumbasses
Mar 24, 2011 06:51PM
City of Bones (The Mortal Instruments, #1)


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