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Chris is 85% done
Well, I suppose a "vice grip" could be more interesting, if not more accurate than a "vise grip"....
Aug 07, 2012 10:15AM
The Thirteenth Sigil (Section Thirteen, #3)


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And because it wouldn't fit into the previous update... "Bringing Joss to him, the two kissed as Cole’s orgasm hit him, spraying cum into the air. The droplets of his seed splashed down into the thick brush of hair covering Joss’s chest and stomach, sticking to it like dew on a summer tree’s leaves."
Aug 07, 2012 10:29AM
The Thirteenth Sigil (Section Thirteen, #3)

Chris is 86% done
Some other cringe-worthy bits from the same sex scene: "the tower of fleshy magnificence that was Joss’s manhood"
"Cole ran his tongue down the length of his nightstick"
"Below those low-hangers, Cole spotted the taint separating them from the treasured canal farther back."
"The monstrous testament to Joss’s virility exploded down his throat."
"Joss’s cudgel"
Aug 07, 2012 10:28AM
The Thirteenth Sigil (Section Thirteen, #3)

Chris is 84% done
"swollen lump of man sausage"?!!
Aug 07, 2012 10:12AM
The Thirteenth Sigil (Section Thirteen, #3)

Chris is 56% done
"Cum flew from the tip of Joss’s dick, splashing against the TV screen. Cole felt himself go a moment later, filling the mortal man’s ass with his noble sidhe cum."
Aug 06, 2012 07:40PM
The Thirteenth Sigil (Section Thirteen, #3)

Chris is 55% done
Gah, we're back to the porny sex. A "horse-sized" "dong" just sounds cheesy.
Aug 06, 2012 07:38PM
The Thirteenth Sigil (Section Thirteen, #3)

Chris is 5% done
When your team members are confronting an unknown entity and it doesn't sound as if it's going well, why would you try to have a big relationship talk with your team leader?!
Aug 06, 2012 05:39PM
The Thirteenth Sigil (Section Thirteen, #3)

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message 1: by Jason (new)

Jason Bradley huh...

Chris You see why my eyeballs were tired from all the rolling?!

message 3: by Jason (new)

Jason Bradley yup! :D

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