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Bethany's going all knock-kneed because of human expectations such as 'homework' and 'tidying her room'. OH DEAR GOD NO.
Jun 20, 2012 10:16AM
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Vanessa
Vanessa is on page 214 of 484
But I was wrong. I should have known it wasn’t over, couldn't be over quite so easily. No sooner was Xavier out of sight than a little cylinder of paper fell from the top of my locker. As I unrolled it, I knew I'd see black calligraphy crawling across it like a spider. Dread settled around me like a fog as the words burned into my brain:

The lake of fire awaits, milady.


:|
Jun 23, 2012 04:23PM
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Vanessa
Vanessa is on page 211 of 484
The vastness of eternity lay before me, and all I wanted was mortality. But there was nothing I could do. I couldn’t alter the immutable laws of life and death, Heaven and earth. I couldn’t even hope, for there was nothing to hope for. My brothers and sisters rallied around to offer words of comfort, but I was inconsolable. Without him, nothing in my world made sense.

Oh shut up, Bethany.
Jun 23, 2012 04:18PM
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Vanessa
Vanessa is on page 211 of 484
His voice was so soothing, like a cool balm easing my anxious mind.

Last time I checked, balm isn't applied to the mind.

Brain bleach is, though. And I've just ordered a whole bucket.
Jun 23, 2012 04:17PM
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Vanessa
Vanessa is on page 210 of 484
"Gabriel doesn’t like tattoos," I said. "He says the human body is not a billboard."

Um, okay. I'm sure people who get Maori, Celtic, or Chinese patterns tattooed are advertising... what, exactly?
Jun 23, 2012 04:15PM
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Vanessa
Vanessa is on page 210 of 484
"I liked his tattoos. Do you think I should get one? I was thinking one that says, 'leirbaG.'"

No, you should not get a stupid backwards tattoo.
Jun 23, 2012 04:13PM
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Vanessa
Vanessa is on page 209 of 484
Oh, goody, the bad guy was just defeated by the power of love!

Fighting evil by moonlight!
Winning love by daylight!
Never running from a real fight,
She is the one named Sailor Moon-

Wait. This isn't Sailor Moon. It's a shitty YA-lit novel about an angel.

Who just defeated a demon with the power of love.

Someone please help me. I'm almost climbing the walls.
Jun 23, 2012 04:10PM
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Vanessa
Vanessa is on page 200 of 484
"Exorior meus atrum amicus quod vindicatum is somes." He was speaking Latin, but not like I’d ever heard it before. It had been altered, and somehow I knew it was the language of the Underworld. "Is est vestri pro captus," Jake sang, hands clutching at the air.

"What's he saying?" Xavier whispered.

I was surprised to find that I could translate the meaning of the words exactly.
Jun 23, 2012 04:00PM
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Vanessa
Vanessa is on page 198 of 484
Jake stood on a mossy grave facing them, his legs apart and his back arrow straight. He wore a black leather jacket and the inverted pentagram hung from a cord around his neck.

OH NOES! NOT THE INVERTED PENTAGRAM NECKLACE!
Jun 23, 2012 03:55PM
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Vanessa
Vanessa is on page 191 of 484
Also, if these dumbass angels can work out that Jake and his followers are goths therefore they'll probably show up at the cemetery, then Jake has to be the stupidest demon in all existence.
Jun 23, 2012 03:51PM
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Vanessa
Vanessa is on page 191 of 484
"They look like goths,"

"And what is the center of goth culture?" Gabriel said.

Ivy looked at him, eyes wide. "Death."

"Yes." Xavier's face was grim.

"So where'd be the best place for a bunch of weirdos obsessed with death?" The realisation hit me, and I drew a sharp breath. It was overstated, grim, dark, and the perfect place for Jake to stage his show.

"The cemetery."


FUCK. YOU.
Jun 23, 2012 03:50PM
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