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Someone just invited me to a group for Patch lovers. As in Patch from Hush, Hush.



If you really wanna be removed that badly... You shoulda just asked.
Jun 14, 2012 06:49PM

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message 1: by Annabel (new)

Annabel Lee Oh God, why? Why is it even a group? I had that same reaction when I went to the group page.


little machines It's a group where desperate fangirls can get together and wet their panties over Patch, I guess.


message 3: by Bern (new)

Bern I say let's join them. Everyone's got their flamethrowers?


message 4: by Kiana (new)

Kiana fяσzєи wrote: "It's a group where desperate fangirls can get together and wet their panties over Patch, I guess."

Well said.


little machines Prince Bernardo wrote: "I say let's join them. Everyone's got their flamethrowers?"

Ooh, interesting idea. I would love seeing those fangirls raging all over the place. xD


message 6: by Bern (new)

Bern We're just so cool they'll be dying to meet us. Baha. Puns are so much fun


message 7: by Annabel (new)

Annabel Lee So what's the plan?


message 8: by little machines (last edited Jun 14, 2012 07:29PM) (new)

little machines Eh. Even though it sounds fun, I don't think I'd be in the mood for it.


message 9: by Bern (last edited Jun 14, 2012 07:29PM) (new)

Bern I didn't think that far, I thought we'd just go there, tell them they're all a bunch of sexually desperate losers and then take out the flamethrowers and do what comes naturally. Do you want to add something? Maybe we should make them do embarrassing poses so we can take pictures and tag them on FB first


message 10: by Richard (new)

Richard Who?


message 11: by Guadalupe (new)

Guadalupe Don't worry, I got the same thing. At first I was appalled, I mean I wrote a whole review on how Patch is an abusive, controlling and asshole boyfriend with a name of a dog. And someone still send me an invivation.

I'm horrified, but the one who send the invite is someone who has always been kind to me, so I don't want to hurt her feelings. But me hating Patch would be a problem if I joined that group.


message 12: by Anila (new)

Anila I got that invite too, and promptly took the person who sent it off my friends list. I get that it was probably just sent out to everyone she knows, but still - I wrote over twenty pages about how much I hate that book, and anyone who tries to get me to join a fan club for it doesn't belong on my friends list.


message 13: by little machines (new)

little machines Exactly. But my reason is mostly I'm just sick of seeing group invites on my notifications, especially ones for groups like that. My new policy is "Send me a group invite = instant removal". Unless the person actually keeps in contact with me, then I'd warn them first.


message 14: by Cat (new)

Cat Wow, that is just...yeah no. How could anyone love Patch, but better yet love that book? Just no.


message 15: by Inge (new)

Inge I got the same invite and that book is on my 'hell no' shelf. She probably just invited everyone on her friends list, but still, it's annoying.


Synesthesia (SPIDERS!) Gross. I'd soon as join a group of people who like to kick babies. Patch is such a JERK. I hate jerks..

I do not really hate babies though.


message 17: by Richard (new)

Richard MonsterReader wrote: "Don't worry, I got the same thing. At first I was appalled, I mean I wrote a whole review on how Patch is an abusive, controlling and asshole boyfriend with a name of a dog. And someone still send ..."

Thank you! (You explained who he was)


message 18: by Lazy (new)

Lazy Seagull Patch lovers...

As soon as I read your status, a little bit of tea went up my nose.

I can't decide whether this makes my day from the sheer hilarity, or whether to be completely bewildered and indignant towards whomever sent you that request. I mean, really!


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