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WTF? You are in freaking Portland, Oregon. In the United States of America. Just who in the hell's airspace did you think you would be in?
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Okay. Putting a map in the comments under a spoiler tag, it's a bit largish. Looky where Seattle is. Looky where the Pacific Ocean with a big ol' mountain range betwixt them.
Erm. Google maps, downtown Seattle to Bellevue. See the directions of the blue lines. They're a going south on I5 (not Interstate 5) to get to I90.
Neither do I :/
“Just straightforward sex, Anastasia. No toys, no add-ons.”
“Oh.” I thought it was chocolate fudge brownie sex that we had, with a cherry on the top. But hey, what do I know?
“Well, you get an A in oral skills. Come, let’s go to bed, I owe you an orgasm.” Orgasm! Another one!
“Well, as you’re sore, I thought we could stick to oral skills.”
“I want you to become well acquainted, on first name terms if you will, with my favorite and most cherished part of my body. I’m very attached to this.”
My inner goddess is doing the merengue with some salsa moves.