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the scarecrow
the scarecrow is on page 95 of 325
If her dad is the Eliminator, I am going to photocopy this book (I have a library copy) and burn it, page by page, just for being too obvious.
May 08, 2012 08:44AM
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the scarecrow
the scarecrow is on page 323 of 325
Bad guy taken care of, the FILTHY SLUT got raped, the condescending virgin gets everything she ever wanted and the instaloveinterest works out perfectly. Where is my barf bag? Don't tell me I ran out already! WHY.
May 09, 2012 01:18AM
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the scarecrow
the scarecrow is on page 314 of 325
So let me get this straight - if you don't dress like the conservative ideal of the 1920's (i.e. like Taylor Swift on a regular basis), it's your fault for getting raped, because you WILL get raped for sure, you FILTHY SLUT? What? What's with this primitive logic? No. Do not want. System does not wish to compute, sir, kindly go die in a fire.
May 09, 2012 01:07AM
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the scarecrow
the scarecrow is on page 280 of 325
"I flopped down on the floor with Dee and watched some anime with her." I forgot all the cool kids watch anime these days. Maybe I should stop, just to be hipster. Either way, it's good to know anime will survive a dystopian, sex-driven society. It's not like anime is ever controversial or political. (If I roll my eyes any more, they may just get stuck facing the back of my head.)
May 09, 2012 12:09AM
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the scarecrow
the scarecrow is on page 162 of 325
"'Have you filled out your FeLS application yet,' Mrs. Jenkins asked." This editor should be taken to pasture and shot.
May 08, 2012 09:31PM
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the scarecrow
the scarecrow is on page 117 of 325
"They'd be laid out on the blanket along with soy milk, veggie chips and brownies." Someone, please, enlighten me - is there a non-vegetarian kind of chips?
May 08, 2012 09:15AM
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the scarecrow
the scarecrow is on page 96 of 325
"Sandy wasn't smart enough to get a scholarship and she certainly wasn't interested in anything creative." WHY would someone say that about their own best friend?! What kind of person is this narrator?!
May 08, 2012 08:47AM
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the scarecrow
the scarecrow is on page 91 of 325
Urgh. Why does YA these days always seem to involve insta-love? I want the Ron/Hermione romances back. *headdesk*
May 08, 2012 08:38AM
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the scarecrow
the scarecrow is on page 15 of 325
"Does your mother know you're wearing that? It's too revealing. It's not safe." WHAT THE FUCK. Revealing =/= unsafe. Get your head out your primitive asshole, bitch.
May 07, 2012 11:19PM
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the scarecrow
the scarecrow is on page 7 of 325
"There was total silence. Which was more jarring than the crash of the accident." You know what's really jarring? Those sentences.
May 07, 2012 11:13PM
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the scarecrow
the scarecrow is on page 7 of 325
"Three trannies had slammed into each other" Um, what the fuck?
May 07, 2012 11:12PM
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