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Helen
Helen is 3% done
"Gray burning eyes, his lost look, his hair burnished and bright all haunt
me."
So she is having nightmares of Grey turning into one of those floating burning skulls? o_0
Apr 29, 2012 08:12PM
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Helen
Helen is 90% done
"He looks up at me and gives me his glorious, all-American-boy
smile"
No, SQUID, calling your characters all-American does not make up for the fact they act and talk like Brits.
May 09, 2012 05:49AM
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Helen
Helen is 89% done
As a fan of red lipstick, I really don't appreciate the phrase "harlot-red". To say nothing of slut-shaming. Which our dear "heroine" has no right to do.
May 09, 2012 05:40AM
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Helen
Helen is 87% done
"The word yes flashes on and off on the key ring." There are no words to describe the tackiness.
May 09, 2012 01:37AM
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Helen
Helen is 86% done
No way there would be "missing person" alert when 24 hours haven't passed. This is really ridiculous.
May 09, 2012 01:32AM
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Helen
Helen is 80% done
So, why am I even surprised meeting with psychiatrist was all kinds of wrong? After all, if James bothered researching basic psychology, she wouldn't have written her characters the way she wrote them.
May 05, 2012 08:22AM
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Helen
Helen is 79% done
He agrees to let her go out with Jose. And the thought that there will be surveillance doesn't even cross her mind.
May 05, 2012 08:21AM
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Helen
Helen is 78% done
Argh! ““But he’s a sadist. Surely, as such, he has needs which I can’t fulfill.”
Dr. Flynn actually rolls his eyes, and his mouth presses into a hard line."That’s no
longer recognized as a psychiatric term."
"Of course, there’s such a thing as
sexual sadism, but it’s not a disease; it’s a lifestyle choice."
It's sexual sadism that's not considered a disorder. Sadistic personality still is.
May 05, 2012 08:16AM
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Helen
Helen is 77% done
One: way to make her even more Sueish. Two: here I was thinking we won't see AliceMia and JasperEthan together. Oh how wrong I was.
May 05, 2012 08:06AM
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Helen
Helen is 76% done
"He
needs me . . . needs me . . . and as I finally slip into the darkness, my last thoughts are of a
small boy with gray eyes and dirty, messy, copper-colored hair smiling shyly at me."
Seriously, what's the deal with COMPARING YOUR LOVE INTEREST TO CHILDREN IN SEX-RELATED THINGS? WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO ACCOMPLISH? I don't know, but I know what it accomplishes with me: DEEP, PROFOUND DISGUST
May 05, 2012 07:44AM
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Helen
Helen is 75% done
Sex scenes in this book usually don't make much sense, but this one makes even less than usual.
May 05, 2012 07:32AM
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