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Ayla's Super Speshul Accent #14 or 15 (depending on if the last one is counted): "Ayla smiled at the beautiful woman with dark, wavy hair and a full, rounded figure, who also spoke with an accent, though it was not as unusual as hers."
Apr 18, 2012 03:03PM
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OMG I AM ALMOST DONE I CAN'T BELIEVE I HAVE DONE IT!!!! Expect a review later tonight and a series review this weekend!
Apr 27, 2012 04:25PM
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"Ayla, give me a son. I love you!" BLECH
Apr 27, 2012 04:15PM
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"You can't die. Who will give me a son?" Jondalar, you are just too f@#$ing romantic for me!
Apr 27, 2012 04:12PM
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Potty Break #23: “[Ayla] was wearing an arrangement of straps that held on the absorbent pads stuffed with cattail fuzz stuffed between her legs. ‘It is either her moontime, or she is still bleeding from the miscarriage.’…The Danier checked to see if she needed to be changed, but it appeared she was at the end of her flow.”
Apr 27, 2012 03:37PM
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"There is nothing you can do, Ayla. It is your destiny!" Hm, sounds a bit familiar...

Apr 27, 2012 03:08PM
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Second to last disc. Ayla is high as a kite. I can't wait to end, this book is like a nightmare.
Apr 27, 2012 02:54PM
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"Jondalar was born to grow into a 6'6" tall, well-formed, incredibly handsome man, with an unconscious charisma enhanced by a vividly intense shade of blue eyes." #1: Everything in that statement is about Jondalar's LOOKS, not about his MIND. #2: Charisma (m-w.com): a special magnetic charm or appeal. What is so charming or appealing about Jondalar, other than his looks?
Apr 27, 2012 01:41PM
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"She felt utterly betrayed. But Jondalar hadn't meant to betray her; he wanted to keep her from finding out so she wouldn't be hurt." It's okay for Jonalar to act out of a jealous rage, but if AYLA does, oh, no, no, what a WICKED EVIL WOMAN. HOW DARE YOU DEMAND A MAN TO CONTROL HIS URGES AND NOT F@#$ THE FIRST WOMAN HE SEES!!! And this is supposedly an "equal" society! BAH!
Apr 27, 2012 01:37PM
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Must...finish...book...TODAY!
Apr 27, 2012 01:23PM
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So if Jondalar had killed Laramar, would the Zelandani have killed him, like they killed the Rapey McRapester band in Part Two? If they don't, seems a bit unfair!
Apr 27, 2012 10:48AM
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Jane Well of course it wasn't as unusual as Ayla's because everything Ayla does is SO MUCH BETTER than everyone else.


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You're shitting me. That's never an actual quote.


Crystal Starr Light Moss wrote: "You're shitting me. That's never an actual quote."

Oh, but it is! One of the many gems in this work to show how super speshul Ayla is...so much better than even the other exotic people!


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Crystal Starr Light wrote: "Oh, but it is! One of the many gems in this work to show how super speshul Ayla is...so much better than even the other exotic people!"

Yeah really. God it sounds terrible. She clearly couldn't decide between excretory functions and special accents as the main focus of her story... so she went with both! Yay Auel!


Crystal Starr Light Moss wrote: "She clearly couldn't decide between excretory functions and special accents as the main focus of her story... so she went with both! Yay Auel!"

Because we all know how much entertainment it is talking about going to the bathroom and people's accent. (Though actually it IS entertaining seeing how often Auel takes us to the bathroom!)


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