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Ayla Invention List: Travois, horseback riding, animal domestication, using horses as pack animals, sex (did you know Broud's organ created Dirk???), flint, calendar, and now a spear thrower.
Feb 01, 2012 08:10AM
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Ayla & Jondalar Sex Scene #2 or 3, I wasn't paying attention: Auel is going to make up for taking so long by cramming in as many A/J sex scenes as possible before the end.
Feb 01, 2012 04:59PM
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"Jondalar felt a familiar stirring in his loins" It's that damn kidney stone he's been trying to pass for the entire book. Either that or it's a BOY!
Feb 01, 2012 04:47PM
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Jondalar needs a dream sequence to tell him he loves Ayla? Geez, Jondi, I need whatever you are smoking!
Feb 01, 2012 04:18PM
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Did you know that Broud's organ created Dirk? How about that the stallion created Whinny's foal, Racer? I'd say the author (ab)used the "Copy Paste" function, but this book was published in the early 80's and I don't know if computers were used for that purpose yet.
Feb 01, 2012 01:38PM
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THE Sex Scene (Sex Scene #4). HALLELUJAH! It only took, what, fifty bajillion hours? And, of course, I am at work :P
Feb 01, 2012 11:14AM
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After Jondalar examines Ayla’s mouth with his tongue… “What now?” she asked. “More of the same?” “All right.” I hope my coworkers don't hear me snort in laughter, or I'll have some awkward 'splainin' to do.
Feb 01, 2012 10:50AM
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Um, Jondalar just found out that the cave lion that Ayla raised killed his brother...and he thinks Ayla is some sort of spirit goddess and is in awe? Where is the anger, the hate? "Damn you, Ayla, and your lion! If it weren't for you, my brother would be alive"? Don't want to go that route? Ohhhhhkay!
Feb 01, 2012 10:30AM
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"I like that mouth on mouth, Jondalar. That...kiss." Well, at least you FINALLY are going to do the horizontal tango. We've only been waiting 1/4 of the book!
Feb 01, 2012 09:46AM
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WOULD YOU JUST F@#$ ALREADY?!?! Enough of the Longing Glances! Enough of the long, boring monologues about "Poor Ayla" not having First Rites. Enough about riding on horses and Ayla feeling Jondalar's Junk (the third character in this book) stabbing her in the back and LIKING IT. Jondalar, get off your "perfect" ass and ASK AYLA TO F@#$!!
Feb 01, 2012 09:31AM
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Okay, the question we've all been waiting for...where is the bow-chicka-wow-wow? You can't tell me that Ayla and Jondalar aren't going to jump each other's bones.
Jan 31, 2012 08:33PM
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message 1: by Sarah (new)

Sarah Bah, you lie. There ain't no no way Broud's organ created Dirk!


Synesthesia (SPIDERS!) Yes, they are inventing all manners of sex positions.... Prehistoric ones at that.


Kaia Synesthesia wrote: "Yes, they are inventing all manners of sex positions.... Prehistoric ones at that."

Does that mean that instead of doggie-style, they have mammoth-style...?


Crystal Starr Light Kaia wrote: "Synesthesia wrote: "Yes, they are inventing all manners of sex positions.... Prehistoric ones at that."

Does that mean that instead of doggie-style, they have mammoth-style...?"


So in addition to all the other things they've invented, they also invented the Kama Sutra?! What a talented team! :P


Synesthesia (SPIDERS!) lol! MAMMOTH STYLE! The two Saber Toothed Tigers. The dizzy auroch...


Kaia The Giant Deer...if ya know what I mean *winkwink*


message 7: by Sarah (new)

Sarah Crystal Starr Light wrote: "So in addition to all the other things they've invented, they also invented the Kama Sutra?! What a talented team! :P "

*cackle* Oh, Jondalar...please, let's try "The Shaggy Pony" on page 53.


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