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Choco
Choco is 88% done
It meant nothing. Clary was aware only of a numb buzzing in her head. She remembered another poem from English class, something about how after the first death you saw, no other deaths mattered. That poet hadn't known what he was talking about. Oh, shut up. None of your reactions have convinced me that you actually care. And we know what a heartless person you turn out to be in the next two books.
Jan 27, 2012 12:39PM
City of Bones (The Mortal Instruments, #1)

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Choco
Choco is finished
I AM DONE! SO LIBERATING! Done with this plagiarized shit, CLARE! DONE WITH IT!
Jan 27, 2012 05:27PM
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Choco
Choco is 95% done
with a sound like a thousand fragile shattering things. Wonderful, Clare. Just amazing. Shattering things, a thousand shattering THINGS, people.
Jan 27, 2012 05:04PM
City of Bones (The Mortal Instruments, #1)


Choco
Choco is 95% done
Clare just loves killing the poor characters who turn up for three or four paragraphs.
Jan 27, 2012 05:02PM
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Choco
Choco is 88% done
She crossed her arms stubbornly over her chest. "No." What is she, a three year old?
Jan 27, 2012 12:50PM
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Choco
Choco is 88% done
Mary Sue mother and a Mary Sue daughter. I have a headache now, thanks to this. END already.
Jan 27, 2012 12:36PM
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Choco
Choco is 80% done
Oh my god, Clare. You wrote the entire novel switching from the perspective of Clary, some floating dust, and the the other characters, but now we get first person from Luke. WTF.
Jan 26, 2012 10:40PM
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Choco
Choco is 80% done
Ah, Luke. He's our Lupin. "Because I wasn't born a werewolf. I was made one. And I can already see that if you're going to be persuaded to listen to anything I have to say, you're going to have to hear the whole story. Harry Potter readers, do you remember something very, very, VERY similar to this from Prisoner of Azkaban? Clare isn't even TRYING. Seriously.
Jan 26, 2012 10:23PM
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Choco
Choco is 75% done
Yeah... Hodge is Wormtail.
Jan 26, 2012 09:08PM
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Choco
Choco is 75% done
Simon. She had forgotten he was outside, had almost forgotten he existed. JHFALKJFH I THOUGHT HE WAS YOUR BEST FRIENDS AND ONE OF THE THREE PEOPLE YOU LOVED! I've had it with this fucking idiot.
Jan 26, 2012 08:26PM
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Choco
Choco is 66% done
"demonic activity levels." It's weird that these kids have little gadgets that check 'demonic activity levels' but they still use knives, bows, and wands. Oh, and they have no cars. How does that work?
Jan 26, 2012 07:51PM
City of Bones (The Mortal Instruments, #1)


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