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Retroactive $20 Word of the Day from Book 1: deliquescence.
a) Tell your wife the truth & devise non-penetrative ways to enjoy sexytimes;
b) Fear you'll lose control in the same bed so you tell her you're impotent & you can never sleep together ever again;
c) Tell her (b) & then hump some chick in the woods where your wife can spy on you & see you're a LIAR.
If the whole thing wasn't deadly srs bsns, I'd be laughing.
Short version: Mary's relatives sucked ass.
These two Battering Fuck-Rams are exhausting me. For a short book, it's going on FOR-EV-ER!
1) Ooooh, a Cunning Plan! :D
2) That needs a "Mwahahaha!" at the end.
3)At the moment, I'm so glad this craziness is a Trilogy. >:D
I hope we find out why Marvina is such a pliable, empty vessel. Purely social commentary on WASP ideals of womanhood, or is there some freaky-deaky stuff with her daddy? Could be either. Her dad is a nasty bag of ass.
I'm sure this greedy scheme will go off without a hitch. (Title is a huge clue. I Я Google Bible-SMRT. :P)
Everybody hates everybody, and I hate everything. (Yet I want to do nothing but read it all day. :P)
So tamping rod lobotomies turn nice guys into NA heroes. GTK.