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THAT BETTER CHANGE.
Y'know, you rarely get such earthiness in HR nowadays. And keep in mind this Owl guy has stirred our heroine's loins more than once. He also eats whole onions and slugs whiskey and hasn't taken a bath in ever. It's like this book is one big, long trolling. >:D
"With this, I depress the inner gum like so, & apply the end of the instrument to the crown of the tooth -- oh, dearie me, so much blood--" He staunched it with a napkin. "Never mind, it's fashionable for a lady to be pale."
It's dialogue like this that keeps me reading. :P
Me too, baby. Me too. D:
Falconhurst: Where Shit Takes Its Time. :P
His own mother! He was shocked & horrified, & even worse -- aroused.
I haven't had my Trash Clit tickled so adeptly in a long time. Thank you, Jackie. THANK YOU. ^_^