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Karla
Karla is on page 346 of 463 of Satin Embraces
This heroine is everything I eyeroll about with HR chicks, and then some. -____- And the hero is fucking irritating as well.
Feb 12, 2016 01:52PM 4 comments
Satin Embraces

Karla
Karla is on page 110 of 463 of Satin Embraces
Well, the Chicago Fire's already happened. Kinda shooting your climactic load a little early....
Feb 08, 2016 11:44AM Add a comment
Satin Embraces

Karla
Karla is 35% done with Schadenfreude
You can tell the original characters are lacking in charisma, dimension and overall capacity for interest when the reader thinks, "Oh thank God, Mengele' s finally here!"
Jan 30, 2016 04:02PM 6 comments
Schadenfreude

Karla
Karla is 21% done with Schadenfreude
Never mind the panties-twisting wank over the setting nor that spectacularly tedious scene of BDSM via Nazi speculum. The real crime against humanity so far has been the rampant misuse & abuse of the comma.
Jan 29, 2016 10:20AM Add a comment
Schadenfreude

Karla
Karla is on page 100 of 492 of All These Splendid Sins
Having to put this one on hiatus. IDK WTF is going on with it & why IDGAF about the characters or what's going on. It's written well, but I guess it's missing a certain something. :/
Jan 28, 2016 05:14AM 3 comments
All These Splendid Sins

Karla
Karla is on page 57 of 492 of All These Splendid Sins
With a heroine named Ferel, I'm kinda expecting something lolzy like "heroine named Trent" of Barbary Bounty fame, but we shall see. So far it's been pretty sedate with shenanigans of unremarkable quality.

THAT BETTER CHANGE.

Jan 25, 2016 06:29AM Add a comment
All These Splendid Sins

Karla
Karla is on page 113 of 276 of Baritone: A Novel of the Opera
I'm sorta kinda running out of fucks to give. When is this story really going to get started? -__-
Jan 22, 2016 04:15AM 5 comments
Baritone: A Novel of the Opera

Karla
Karla is 25% done with Absolute Monarchs: A History of the Papacy
Holy crap, this is so dense with the facts - maybe too dense - but it's got some levity with anecdotes about things like John XII being super-rapey. Brain overload, yet entertaining. :D
Jan 19, 2016 07:08AM Add a comment
Absolute Monarchs: A History of the Papacy

Karla
Karla is 30% done with Alone in Berlin
Well, this is a book that could have benefited from some judicious editing. >__>
Jan 19, 2016 05:36AM Add a comment
Alone in Berlin

Karla
Karla is 6% done with Absolute Monarchs: A History of the Papacy
Such angst over mono- or dyophysitism! They argued over it like it was actually something real. :P
Jan 15, 2016 10:46AM Add a comment
Absolute Monarchs: A History of the Papacy

Karla
Karla is on page 113 of 275 of Alice Hartley's Happiness
"She always asks about my laundry. It's how she shows her love," he said with dignity. "She asks about my laundry and I tell her I have enough clean underwear. It's how we communicate affection in my family."
Jan 13, 2016 04:24AM Add a comment
Alice Hartley's Happiness

Karla
Karla is on page 73 of 275 of Alice Hartley's Happiness
So much reviewer hate for this one, but I'm not seeing why so far. Maybe people were taking it too seriously? It seems like a broad farce of the ivied halls of academia & stifling suburban matrimony. Well, *I'm* finding it amusing at least. :P
Jan 12, 2016 04:26AM Add a comment
Alice Hartley's Happiness

Karla
Karla is 6% done with Helen Had A Sister: A Tale Of Ancient Greece
Not bad so far. I love that mad bitch Clytemnestra anyway, so I'm predisposed to the story.
Jan 05, 2016 02:17PM Add a comment
Helen Had A Sister: A Tale Of Ancient Greece

Karla
Karla is 76% done with Flora Sweet
Hard riding also had a tendency to loosen the wax in Owl's ears. He dug contentedly and looked pleased at the results.
Y'know, you rarely get such earthiness in HR nowadays. And keep in mind this Owl guy has stirred our heroine's loins more than once. He also eats whole onions and slugs whiskey and hasn't taken a bath in ever. It's like this book is one big, long trolling. >:D
Dec 18, 2015 01:40PM 7 comments
Flora Sweet

Karla
Karla is 41% done with Flora Sweet
OMG how can I update anything in this new font???? Just kidding. Who the fuck cares. This ripper is still awesome and weird and eccentric and I'll still use Goodreads and SO WILL YOU because you can't quit it. If you could, you'd have been out of here 10 outrages ago. #outoffucks
Dec 15, 2015 04:36PM 16 comments
Flora Sweet

Karla
Karla is 28% done with Flora Sweet
The children stood by the wagon. "Where are we going?" Jelly demanded, pubescent pimples on her brow. Folger hiccuped between mouthfuls of cake, the crumbs sticking to his chin. Quite a pretty pair, these two, glaring at her as if all their troubles were her fault. If they were cats, she would tie them in a sack and throw them in the river.
Dec 13, 2015 05:29AM 2 comments
Flora Sweet

Karla
Karla is 12% done with Flora Sweet
Flora takes a trip to the dentist:
"With this, I depress the inner gum like so, & apply the end of the instrument to the crown of the tooth -- oh, dearie me, so much blood--" He staunched it with a napkin. "Never mind, it's fashionable for a lady to be pale."
Dec 13, 2015 03:13AM Add a comment
Flora Sweet

Karla
Karla is 4% done with Flora Sweet
Whore, they would call her, & condemn her to the workhouse. Whore she was not. Not by her own lights. Loose, some might say, & of a warm and loving nature. But lewd & licentious? Never.
Dec 13, 2015 03:09AM 3 comments
Flora Sweet

Karla
Karla is 2% done with Flora Sweet
He had thought to start his new life by robbing & rape, his first subject Annie. The assault not altogether displeasing, she had pulled her pistol from her corset, rammed it in his ear, and invited him home.
Dec 13, 2015 03:05AM Add a comment
Flora Sweet

Karla
Karla is starting Flora Sweet
What did make her skin crawl was a man like Marcus Nile. Grave as a hanging judge in his black coat, never smiling, never drunk, never calling out, just sitting there, night after night, in the same red plush wing chair, the Devil himself with those dark brows...
Dec 13, 2015 03:02AM Add a comment
Flora Sweet

Karla
Karla is 47% done with Islam and the Future of Tolerance: A Dialogue
I really can't recommend this highly enough. It's a thoughtful and respectful exchange about a hugely important and necessary issue.
Dec 10, 2015 01:44PM Add a comment
Islam and the Future of Tolerance: A Dialogue

Karla
Karla is 62% done with Hollywood Wives
"By the time I am finished with you the only milk you'll be able to afford is from Karen Lancaster's tits!"

It's dialogue like this that keeps me reading. :P

Dec 07, 2015 05:47AM 1 comment
Hollywood Wives

Karla
Karla is 54% done with Hollywood Wives
Besides, rumor had it that Erik Estrada was an expected guest, and the very sound of his name brought tears to her eyes.


Me too, baby. Me too. D:

Dec 02, 2015 10:18AM Add a comment
Hollywood Wives

Karla
Karla is on page 326 of 448 of Heir To Falconhurst
The aforesaid Candace Camp shitfest is BITTERLEAF. Truly, a boring househusbandry shitfest.
Nov 30, 2015 01:19PM Add a comment
Heir To Falconhurst

Karla
Karla is on page 326 of 448 of Heir To Falconhurst
This installment has not been nearly as engaging as the previous ones, but the propensity for Falconhurst WTF chicanery in the last 1/8th (practically guaranteed) has me convinced the see it through. You'd better deliver, Lance, because srsly the preponderance of househusbandry is giving me flashbacks of that Candace Camp crapfest Bittersweet or wtfever. >___>
Nov 30, 2015 01:16PM 5 comments
Heir To Falconhurst

Karla
Karla is on page 274 of 448 of Heir To Falconhurst
So about 15 pages went by and all that happened was the MC buying supplies for the plantation.

Falconhurst: Where Shit Takes Its Time. :P

Nov 23, 2015 07:12AM 7 comments
Heir To Falconhurst

Karla
Karla is 8% done with Hollywood Wives
"So," she murmured huskily, "you wanted to see what a woman's body looks like, did you? Well, see then." With one gesture she shucked off her robe & stood before him naked.

His own mother! He was shocked & horrified, & even worse -- aroused.

I haven't had my Trash Clit tickled so adeptly in a long time. Thank you, Jackie. THANK YOU. ^_^

Nov 17, 2015 04:16AM Add a comment
Hollywood Wives

Karla
Karla is 4% done with Hollywood Wives
My first Jackie Collins (I know, waaaaay behind the curve), but I think I'm already in love. Sex and hatchet murders and sex and horrible people and sex.... *___*

Nov 13, 2015 05:53AM 2 comments
Hollywood Wives

Karla
Karla is on page 61 of 448 of Heir To Falconhurst
There's more to getting married than hopping into bed every 5 minutes. After a month you'd get sick of it & Rosalie's white skin wouldn't be worth it. She's a good enough girl, Rosalie is, but let me tell you this--she's as stupid as hell. She'd bore you to death. All she can talk about is the goddam cows up on that farm in Vermont where she came from.

Nov 13, 2015 05:10AM 1 comment
Heir To Falconhurst

Karla
Karla is on page 14 of 448 of Heir To Falconhurst
After some pretty shitty, unsatisfactory reads lately, it's time for a return to my trashy Falconhurst happy place binky.

Nov 10, 2015 06:17AM 3 comments
Heir To Falconhurst

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