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Iggy D.
Iggy D. is on page 26 of 168
I don't know if I'm going to finish this. :/ It's horrible.
Aug 28, 2010 07:47AM 2 comments
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Janelle
Janelle is on page 20 of 168
Apr 26, 2011 01:22PM Add a comment
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Mel
Mel is 40% done
This is so fucking awesome.
Jun 27, 2011 03:05PM Add a comment
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Jamie
Jamie is on page 70 of 168
Sep 26, 2011 01:10PM Add a comment
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Vanessa
Vanessa is starting
Traumatise thy Neighbour.

Wonderful.
Dec 20, 2012 03:45PM Add a comment
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Vanessa
Vanessa is on page 3 of 168
"I'm busy right now, working. That's all I seem to do now. I have to work to keep you alive. To feed you. I haven't smiled once since you were born. Go to sleep."

Squee's dad (Squee is two years old, by the way) must surely be a candidate for Dad of the Year.
Dec 20, 2012 03:49PM Add a comment
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Vanessa
Vanessa is on page 4 of 168
"Let's be brave, Shmee. We have to protect Mommy and Daddy. No, you're wrong, Shmee. They aren't bad people. They love me. They don't really mean it when they tell me to go get kidnapped."

Oh, Squee. ;__;
Dec 20, 2012 03:52PM Add a comment
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Vanessa
Vanessa is on page 5 of 168
O hai there Johnny. I mean Nny.
Dec 20, 2012 03:54PM Add a comment
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Vanessa
Vanessa is on page 7 of 168
Survey-guy: "So... What do YOU think about murder?"

Lady: "Hmm... Well, just last week, I found my husband's headless body nailed to the wall, with his open chest cavity stuffed with human skulls, so, I'd have to say that it's... um... bad."
Dec 20, 2012 04:11PM Add a comment
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Vanessa
Vanessa is on page 7 of 168
Nny: "Two nights ago, I was taking a walk at night, and this little Chihuahua started following me!!! Goddammit!! It knew!! I ran, and finally lost it, and made it home!! BUT IT KNEW!! IT KNEW!!!"



You mean this Chihuahua?
Dec 20, 2012 04:15PM Add a comment
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Vanessa
Vanessa is on page 9 of 168
Nny was just asked his opinion on media influencing people to commit murder.

"Ooh... Any pile of stunted growth unaware that entertainment is just that and nothing more, deserves to doom themselves to some dank cell somewhere for having been so stupid! Movies, books, TV, music - they're all just entertainment, not guidebooks for damning yourself!"
Dec 20, 2012 04:19PM Add a comment
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Vanessa
Vanessa is on page 11 of 168
Oh god, the 'wacky' comic strip... I've been terrified of using the word 'wacky' ever since. :P
Dec 20, 2012 04:21PM Add a comment
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Vanessa
Vanessa is on page 11 of 168
"Oh, you bleeding cracks!!! Without fail!! EVERY time I leave my house, it's as if I've given up my every right to be left alone, or treated with respect! You flies, with your unyielding little minds! You think my difference from you is an excuse to 'comment' on me, as if I were on DISPLAY for you! Like I'm the way I am BECAUSE I want the incessant gawking of strangers! Not only that, but you used the word wacky!"
Dec 20, 2012 04:24PM Add a comment
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Vanessa
Vanessa is on page 11 of 168
You know, reading through this and Jhonen Vasquez's older works, I do wonder what the fuck the Nickelodeon reps were thinking when they decided to greenlight Invader Zim and give Jhonen creative control. Hell, John Kricfalusi-gate was still in recent memory.
Dec 20, 2012 04:30PM Add a comment
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Vanessa
Vanessa is on page 17 of 168
Dear diary,

Today I stuffed some dolls full of dead rats I put in the blender.

I'm wondering if, maybe, there REALLY is something wrong with me.


I'll let that speak for itself.
Dec 20, 2012 04:36PM 2 comments
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Vanessa
Vanessa is on page 20 of 168
"Honestly, it's so difficult to truly CARE about so many things without first knowing the answers to some of the most fundamental, mind-ravaging questions! How can one possibly respect the existence of something, people in this case, when that something seems to defy respect? They do such trivial things, and find amusement, even up to 'so-called' maturity in the incessant mistreatment of their own kind."
Dec 20, 2012 04:47PM Add a comment
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