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Sarah
Sarah is finished
This is the funniest damn I've ever read. I was getting dirty looks from other diners at lunch because I was cracking up and couldn't stop.
Jan 27, 2012 01:20PM Add a comment
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Sarah
Sarah is finished
A minor miracle has occurred: after reading over my shoulder, my non-reader of a boyfriend has asked if he can have this after I'm done.
Jan 30, 2012 12:33PM Add a comment
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Wicked Lil Pixie (Natasha)
Wicked Lil Pixie (Natasha) is on page 129 of 318
Can't stop dirty giggling!
Feb 13, 2012 11:14AM Add a comment
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Jenn (Booksessed)
Jenn (Booksessed) is on page 83 of 318
I have laughed continually while reading this. I need a break just because my face hurts.
Feb 25, 2012 11:25AM Add a comment
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Jenn (Booksessed)
Jenn (Booksessed) is on page 233 of 318
Cannot put this read down. It is so good. Just read part of it aloud to my mother.
Feb 26, 2012 11:36AM Add a comment
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Jenn (Booksessed)
Jenn (Booksessed) is on page 283 of 318
Little sad that I'm finished this one, but realize that I need to own a copy when it comes out.
Feb 26, 2012 02:45PM Add a comment
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Nona
Nona is finished
HIlarious, as expected.
Mar 02, 2012 05:03AM Add a comment
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Ashelynn
Ashelynn is on page 54 of 318
OMG THIS BOOK: ""I took your advice about trying to fit in," I said in a voice calmer than I would have suspected. "And?" [Lisa--her sister] asked. "And I got my arm stuck in a cow's vagina."" Too funny.
Mar 15, 2012 01:58PM Add a comment
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Ashelynn
Ashelynn is on page 70 of 318
This chapter is called "And that's why Neil Patrick Harris would be the most successful mass murderer ever." can we say best chapter title EVER?
Mar 15, 2012 06:11PM Add a comment
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Ashelynn
Ashelynn is on page 176 of 318
On going to her first blogger meet up party thing: "Turned out, though, that Susan actually was wearing the trench coat from her bio picture, but I'd walked right past her because it seemed too obvious. Then she yelled out, "JENNY! Where are you going?" I'd failed the first test and it wasn't even a trick question." HAHAHAHA!
Mar 15, 2012 10:54PM Add a comment
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Colleen
Colleen is on page 5 of 7
Five pages in and my coworker already stopped to question what was making me laugh so much. I love this book already.
Mar 19, 2012 03:09PM Add a comment
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Mrs. McGregor
Mrs. McGregor is on page 238 of 318
So messed up, in a good way. All my David Sedaris/ Augusten Burroughs fans will want to pick this one up next month.
Mar 19, 2012 08:23PM Add a comment
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Mrs. McGregor
Mrs. McGregor is on page 246 of 318
"Actual words used in this book that spell-check insists are not real words: Velociraptors. Shiv. Chupacabra. Yay. It's like spell-check doesn't even WANT me to write my memoir."
Mar 19, 2012 08:40PM Add a comment
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April Forker
April Forker is on page 70 of 318
I won this book on goodreads recently and couldn't wait to get it! I started reading it yesterday and I had to instantly tell a friend to go get this book - NOW! I couldn't stop laughing. Her sense of humor reminds me of Jen Lancaster who I adore. Looking forward to continuing tno read this book!
Mar 20, 2012 03:39PM Add a comment
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Laura the Highland Hussy
Laura the Highland Hussy is finished
Oh my gosh the zombie/organ donation conversation just made me laugh do hard I couldnt breathe. Oh my gosh funniest thing ever!!
Mar 21, 2012 11:34PM Add a comment
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Laura the Highland Hussy
Laura the Highland Hussy is finished
mochaslurpeecino <--if Starbucks and 7 Eleven ever join forces
Mar 22, 2012 03:54PM Add a comment
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Laura the Highland Hussy
Laura the Highland Hussy is finished
"I'm not entirely sure why a man would need two cabinets filled with tools, when I've been able to make it through 35 years of life with just duct tape and one screwdriver." <---Yes. this.
Mar 22, 2012 09:12PM Add a comment
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Laura the Highland Hussy
Laura the Highland Hussy is finished
4.5 Hilarious! If you like the Bloggess, you'll love this book
Mar 24, 2012 04:47PM Add a comment
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Andrew
Andrew is finished
Postman: "You need to lock those damn turkeys up if you can't control them." Father: "Sir, this bird is a quail, and his name is Jenkins."
Mar 29, 2012 09:40PM Add a comment
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Jessica at Book Sake
Jessica at Book Sake is on page 38 of 318
Only 38 pages in and I'm already laughing so hard I'm crying.
Mar 30, 2012 11:24AM 1 comment
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Jessica at Book Sake
Jessica at Book Sake is on page 261 of 318
Still really freaking funny.
Apr 01, 2012 04:56PM Add a comment
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Colleen
Colleen is finished
This book should come with a warning label: Don't Read in Public. Because your laughter will cause others to think that you are mentally ill.
Apr 03, 2012 05:37PM Add a comment
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Andrew
Andrew is finished
This is like a less heartbreaking "Glass Castle" (Jeanette Walls).
Apr 03, 2012 07:06PM Add a comment
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Magen Flowers
Magen Flowers is on page 171 of 318
This thing is phenomenal. I love it. It's going on my list of all-time favorites and I will be purchasing a brand new copy as soon as it's available.
Apr 06, 2012 07:36PM Add a comment
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Andrew
Andrew is finished
Her rewritten drafts of an email to a coworker are the funniest things I've read in a while.
Apr 06, 2012 10:15PM Add a comment
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Amanda
Amanda is on page 290 of 318
This book is absolutely hilarious! I love Jenny so much!
Apr 07, 2012 08:56AM Add a comment
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Magen Flowers
Magen Flowers is on page 203 of 318
I. Adore. This. Woman.
Apr 08, 2012 09:34PM Add a comment
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Andrew
Andrew is finished
"'Do you like me? Circle yes or no.'" What Jenny imagined the note that was passed under her bathroom door presumably by a psychopath while she was on the can might say.
Apr 13, 2012 07:27PM Add a comment
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Melissa Rochelle
Melissa Rochelle is on page 171 of 318
So freakin' funny!
Apr 14, 2012 08:58AM Add a comment
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Melissa Rochelle
Melissa Rochelle is finished
Jesse will be happy I'm done. I'm pretty sure he doesn't like it when I wake him up with my very loud laughter.
Apr 14, 2012 12:47PM Add a comment
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