Ditte’s Profile

“There are, it has been said, two types of people in the world. There are those who, when presented with a glass that is exactly half full, say: this glass is half full. And then there are those who say: this glass is half empty.
The world belongs, however, to those who can look at the glass and say: What's up with this glass? Excuse me? Excuse me? This is my glass? I don't think so. My glass was full! And it was a bigger glass! Who's been pinching my beer?
And at the other end of the bar the world is full of the other type of person, who has a broken glass, or a glass that has been carelessly knocked over (usually by one of the people calling for a larger glass) or who had no glass at all, because he was at the back of the crowd and had failed to catch the barman's eye. ”
― Terry Pratchett, The Truth

“Until a man is twenty-five, he still thinks, every so often, that under the right circumstances he could be the baddest motherfucker in the world. If I moved to a martial-arts monastery in China and studied real hard for ten years. If my family was wiped out by Colombian drug dealers and I swore myself to revenge. If I got a fatal disease, had one year to live, and devoted it to wiping out street crime. If I just dropped out and devoted my life to being bad.”
― Neal Stephenson, Snow Crash

“وما أشد ما يسمو بخيالنا عن الوحش القوي ذي النفث الضبابي أن نراه يسبح في جلال خلال هدأة البحار الاستوائية، وقد تظلل رأسه الجريم اللطيف بظلّة من بخار ولّدتْه أفكاره التي لا يمكنه إبلاغها لغيره، وأن ذلك البخار يُرى أحيانا وقد وشحه قوس قزح، حتى كأن السماء نفسها أمّنت على أفكاره ووقّعت بالقبول. ولعلك تعلم أن قوس قزح لا يُلم بالفضاء الصافي وإنما يبعث الألق في البخار، وكذلك إذا تكاثف ضباب الشكوك القاتمة في عقلي تخللته أنوار الحدس الإلهية منوِّرة ذلك الضباب بشعاع سماوي. شكرا لله على هذا لأن الناس جميعا تعتريهم الشكوك، وكثير منهم يعتريهم الجحود، ولكن قل أن تجد في الناس من ينالون الحدس مع الشك أو الجحود. الشكوك في الأمور الأرضية، والحدس في الأمور السماوية، هذا المزيج لا يصنع مؤمنا خالصا ولا كافرا خالصا وإنما يصنع إنسانا يرى الحالتين دون تفرقة أو تمييز.”
― Herman Melville, Moby-Dick

“Zoology, eh? That's a big word, isn't it."

"No, actually it isn't," said Tiffany. "Patronizing is a big word. Zoology is really quite short.”
― Terry Pratchett, The Wee Free Men