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“I have no use for people who have learned the limits of the possible.”
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Small Gods by Terry Pratchett
“Fear is a strange soil. It grows obedience like corn, which grow in straight lines to make weeding easier. But sometimes it grows the potatoes of defiance, which flourish underground.”
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The Green Futures of Tycho by William Sleator
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It's always dangerous to revisit a book that you loved when you were a kid. Everyone knows that. Some books are really just geared towards a certain age, a certain time in your life where that book can step in and say, "Here - someone knows what you' ...more
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The Bad Beginning by Lemony Snicket
The Bad Beginning (A Series of Unfortunate Events, #1)
by Lemony Snicket (Goodreads Author)
read in January, 2006
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I am not a violent man. In my lifetime, I have never been in a fight. I've never seriously threatened anyone with violence, never made anyone feel afraid by my physical presence, never even really seriously considered doing violence to another person ...more
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One Hundred Years of Solitude by Gabriel Garcí­a Márquez
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Revised 28 March 2012

Huh? Oh. Oh, man. Wow.

I just had the
weirdest dream.

There was this little town, right? And everybody had, like, the same two names. And there was this guy who lived under a tree and a lady who ate dirt and some other guy who jus
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Cold Days by Jim Butcher
Cold Days (The Dresden Files, #14)
by Jim Butcher (Goodreads Author)
read in December, 2012
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Sometimes I wonder how much Jim Butcher had planned in advance. I mean, this is book number fourteen of a series that's been going for twelve years. Whether he's got a giant, intricate plot map pinned up along the walls of his wr
Chris voted for Redshirts as Best Science Fiction in the Final Round of the 2012 Goodreads Choice Awards.
Redshirts by John Scalzi
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“The Soul Toupee is that thing about ourselves we are most deeply embarrassed by and like to think we have cunningly concealed from the world, but which is, in fact, pitifully obvious to everybody who knows us.”
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“Anytime I hear about another one of us gone berserk, shooting up his ex’s office or drowning her kids to free herself up for her Internet boyfriend, the question I always ask is not, like every other tongue-clucking pundit in the country, how could this have happened? but why doesn't this happen every day?”
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“The police, finding a corpse with twenty-eight stab wounds in a bathtub, suspected foul play.”
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“This is one reason people need to believe in God—because we want someone to know us, truly, all the way through, even the worst of us.”
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