"I mean every word I ever say, ever. Because I'm Harry Potter."
— Harry Potter

"If you want to know what a man's like, take a good look at how he treats his inferiors, not his equals"
— Sirius Black -- Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire

"for Harry Potter I have all the time in the world"
— Philippa Gregory

"Dwight Schrute: Question, is there fire wood on the island?

Jim Halpert: I guess.

Dwight Schrute: Then I would bring an ax, no books.

Jim Halpert: It has to be a book Dwight.

Dwight Schrute: Fine, Physician's Desk Reference-

Jim Halpert: Nice, smart.

Dwight Schrute: ...hollowed out, inside-waterproof matches, iodine tablets, beet seeds, protein bars, NASA blanket and, in case I get bored, Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone. No, Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban. Question, did my shoes come off in the plane crash?"
— B.J. Novak