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What Is the What 04/12 Shelly is currently reading:
What Is the What (Hardcover)
by Dave Eggers
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The End of Faith: Re... 03/29 Shelly is currently reading:
The End of Faith: Religion, Terror, and the Future of Reason (Paperback)
by Sam Harris
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Shelly's recent updates (rss)

July 25
3660 Shelly made a comment in the group Miniature AmsterdamShelly is now friends with Corpse face ($%*+"-Garrison Keillor-"+*%$) ($$$) topic:
803353 Shelly wrote: "juke "
512643 Shelly made a comment on Michelle's profile:
803353 Shelly wrote: "Thanks, Booby! My affection for him (Bud) borders on the inappropriate, but he's just so damn good l...more "
3660 Shelly made a comment in the group Miniature AmsterdamGroup of the day ( think of it as an 'education') topic:
803353 Shelly wrote: "Hey! See post 203. Man, I feel invisible. "
3660 Shelly made a comment in the group Miniature AmsterdamWhy? topic:
803353 Shelly wrote: "Exactly my plan, Kim. Except, I'm definitely NOT playing hookie. Nope. Not me. Hookie. Ha! Some peop...more "
2766 Shelly made a comment in the group The Haters ClubI hate when people think I'm sexist! topic:
803353 Shelly wrote: " Bobbi Flekman: Ian, you put a greased naked woman on all fours, with a dog collar around her nec...more "
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Shelly joined the FATTIES UNITE! group.
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July 09
545392 Shelly read and liked W.'s review of Jenny Holzer:

"This is the best book I've read all year. I won it on EBAY for 5.99, and it's in immaculate condition.

I've always been fascinated with artwork that plays with language or incorporates language, from Brueghel's "Flemish Proverbs" to the...more
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July 06
La Perdida Shelly gave 4 of 5 stars4 of 5 stars4 of 5 stars4 of 5 stars4 of 5 stars to:
La Perdida (Hardcover)
by Jessica Abel
bookshelves: graphic-novels
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read in July, 2008

Shelly Shelly said: "Interesting read. Also a bit different from other books I've read in the genre like Blankets, Fun House, Epileptic, etc. which tend to be autobiographical. I was expecting a true story.
In any event I enjoyed it. The very beginn...more
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July 05
Blue Pills: A Positi... Shelly gave 4 of 5 stars4 of 5 stars4 of 5 stars4 of 5 stars4 of 5 stars to:
Blue Pills: A Positive Love Story (Hardcover)
by Frederik Peeters
bookshelves: graphic-novels
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read in July, 2008

Shelly Shelly said:
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Shelly's favorite quotes

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"I believe there is something out there watching us. Unfortunately, it's the government."
Woody Allen

"They were still booing him when we came on stage."
— David St. Hubbins, Spinal Tap

"Give me a bottle of bourbon! I got a new liver and I need to break it in."
— Rich Texan, The Simpsons




Shelly's writing

My Former, Crazy Landlord (Horror)
5 chapters   —   updated 05/12/2008 06:27AM
description: a thread on the hater's club made me think of my old landlord and I was gonna post about her there but realized I had way too much to say for a comment on a group thread. Also realized I want others to hear about this kook, so I'm posting it here--in longform. enjoy.



Shelly's groups (recent posts)

3113 Axis Mundi — 189 members — last activity 12 minutes ago
What turns your world today? Who turns your head? Where turns you off or on? Music, books, film, the person in front of you in the check out line, ...more
2766 The Haters Club — 351 members — last activity 21 minutes ago
Sorry Kids! The Haters Club is 18+ now.

It's tragic that in today's day and age that hate is so grossly undervalued. If hate is truly love reflecte...more

3660 Miniature Amsterdam — 118 members — last activity 1 hour, 31 min ago
A Club With Legal Stuff

18 +

6634 FATTIES UNITE! — 23 members — last activity 2 hours, 2 min ago
Wanna git skinny? Join me!

This is not a contest. You're not gonna win anything for participating in this group. Don't forget to consult your do...more

2500 Books I Want To Talk About — 113 members — last activity 2 hours, 34 min ago
Ever read a book and had no one to talk about it with? Dying to discuss a book that's not being covered by your book club? Read a book and thought &qu...more
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events Shelly is attending

Miniature Amsterdam Midwestern Summit
event: Miniature Amsterdam Midwestern Summit
date: February 12, 2009 12:00AM
attending: 9 people
location: To Be Announced, Chicago, IL, United States
description: This is a chance for you to see what complete and total freaks your fellow Mini Ammers are in Real Life. Expect some awkwardness, souvenirs, and an occasional bar fight. All Mini Ammers (not only the esteemed Midwestern delegates) are welcome to meet 'n greet each other and begin expanding their internet hobbies into full-blown sexual obsessions. (Or just come and have a good time. There might be nachos.) The date(s) are tentative but will be between February 11th and 14th. If you don't s...more

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Shelly's friend comments

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from Michelle
1 day ago, 02:58PM

512643 Shelly! I love this avatar pic of you and your cat.

from Kim
9 days ago, 07:08AM

520753


Don't forget about us, Shelly-love!

from David
24 days ago, 03:22PM

698433 Is that Parker Posey in Waiting for Guffman?

from Gåry
06/24/2008 08:17PM

1035342 Congratulations on becoming a productive member of society. I am jealous... maybe. Apple's a cool place to work.


06/23/2008 03:24PM

372363 Congrats on the new gig, Shelly! (you did request time off in Feb. for the Mini-am summit, right?)

06/19/2008 06:20PM

372363 yep. It's plain old Sarah enjoying a beer in the Bahamas! That (beer named Sand) struck me funny.
Get done mowing the lawn: "mmm. I sure could go for some Sand!"

marketing genius there.


06/09/2008 12:04PM

372363 Thanks Shelly... Someday that little boy will be a cocky teen who hates me and I'll have that pic to look back on.
;)

from Jessica
05/30/2008 10:42AM

777369 Cool! you're coming to the summit! it's going to be famous/infamous!

from Laurel
05/16/2008 02:38PM

661417 ooo shelly duval. love her.

from Jessica
04/30/2008 04:27PM

777369 Yoo hoo Shelly...where are you?!
mini-ammers miss you...
also want an update on that cat story!
--JT-Chairy.

04/23/2008 06:56PM

372363 Shelly, your breasticles look lovely in that dress!! What happened to the book on anal?

oh! wrong Shelly! Damn.

from Jessica
04/13/2008 07:26AM

777369 Shelly:
When next you come east to NYC, give me a ring, and we'll do the Brooklyn Bridge plan! It never fails to add up to an excellent day in Manhattan-Brooklyn...
cheers,
J.

03/29/2008 08:36AM

372363 Thanks for the request... I do enjoy your comments on mini amsterdam! Have a great weekend!

from Wendy
03/01/2008 05:24PM

762899 "Never doubt that a small group of thoughtful, committed citizens can change the world. Indeed, it is the only thing that ever has."
Margaret Mead

Here is the exact quote. Never forget it.
Wendy

















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