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04/12
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What Is the What (Hardcover) by Dave Eggers bookshelves: currently-reading |
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03/29
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The End of Faith: Religion, Terror, and the Future of Reason (Paperback) by Sam Harris bookshelves: currently-reading |
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W.'s
review of Jenny Holzer:
"This is the best book I've read all year. I won it on EBAY for 5.99, and it's in immaculate condition. I've always been fascinated with artwork that plays with language or incorporates language, from Brueghel's "Flemish Proverbs" to the...more " | |||
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La Perdida (Hardcover) by Jessica Abel bookshelves: graphic-novels |
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Blue Pills: A Positive Love Story (Hardcover) by Frederik Peeters bookshelves: graphic-novels |
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read in July, 2008
Shelly said:
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Shelly's favorite quotes
"I believe there is something out there watching us. Unfortunately, it's the government."
— Woody Allen
— Woody Allen
"They were still booing him when we came on stage."
— David St. Hubbins, Spinal Tap
— David St. Hubbins, Spinal Tap
"Give me a bottle of bourbon! I got a new liver and I need to break it in."
— Rich Texan, The Simpsons
— Rich Texan, The Simpsons
Shelly's writing
My Former, Crazy Landlord (Horror)
5 chapters
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updated 05/12/2008 06:27AM
description:
a thread on the hater's club made me think of my old landlord and I was gonna post about her there but realized I had way too much to say for a comment on a group thread. Also realized I want others to hear about this kook, so I'm posting it here--in longform. enjoy.
Shelly's groups (recent posts)
Axis Mundi
— 189 members
— last activity 12 minutes ago
What turns your world today? Who turns your head? Where turns you off or on? Music, books, film, the person in front of you in the check out line, ...more
The Haters Club
— 351 members
— last activity 21 minutes ago
Sorry Kids! The Haters Club is 18+ now.
It's tragic that in today's day and age that hate is so grossly undervalued. If hate is truly love reflecte...more
FATTIES UNITE!
— 23 members
— last activity 2 hours, 2 min ago
Wanna git skinny? Join me!
This is not a contest. You're not gonna win anything for participating in this group. Don't forget to consult your do...more
Books I Want To Talk About
— 113 members
— last activity 2 hours, 34 min ago
Ever read a book and had no one to talk about it with? Dying to discuss a book that's not being covered by your book club? Read a book and thought &qu...more
events Shelly is attending
event: Miniature Amsterdam Midwestern Summit
date: February 12, 2009 12:00AM
attending: 9 people
location: To Be Announced, Chicago, IL, United States
description: This is a chance for you to see what complete and total freaks your fellow Mini Ammers are in Real Life. Expect some awkwardness, souvenirs, and an occasional bar fight. All Mini Ammers (not only the esteemed Midwestern delegates) are welcome to meet 'n greet each other and begin expanding their internet hobbies into full-blown sexual obsessions. (Or just come and have a good time. There might be nachos.) The date(s) are tentative but will be between February 11th and 14th. If you don't s...more
date: February 12, 2009 12:00AM
attending: 9 people
location: To Be Announced, Chicago, IL, United States
description: This is a chance for you to see what complete and total freaks your fellow Mini Ammers are in Real Life. Expect some awkwardness, souvenirs, and an occasional bar fight. All Mini Ammers (not only the esteemed Midwestern delegates) are welcome to meet 'n greet each other and begin expanding their internet hobbies into full-blown sexual obsessions. (Or just come and have a good time. There might be nachos.) The date(s) are tentative but will be between February 11th and 14th. If you don't s...more
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Congratulations on becoming a productive member of society. I am jealous... maybe. Apple's a cool place to work.
yep. It's plain old Sarah enjoying a beer in the Bahamas! That (beer named Sand) struck me funny.
Get done mowing the lawn: "mmm. I sure could go for some Sand!"
marketing genius there.
Thanks Shelly... Someday that little boy will be a cocky teen who hates me and I'll have that pic to look back on.
;)
Yoo hoo Shelly...where are you?!
mini-ammers miss you...
also want an update on that cat story!
--JT-Chairy.
Shelly, your breasticles look lovely in that dress!! What happened to the book on anal?
oh! wrong Shelly! Damn.
Shelly:
When next you come east to NYC, give me a ring, and we'll do the Brooklyn Bridge plan! It never fails to add up to an excellent day in Manhattan-Brooklyn...
cheers,
J.
"Never doubt that a small group of thoughtful, committed citizens can change the world. Indeed, it is the only thing that ever has."
Margaret Mead
Here is the exact quote. Never forget it.
Wendy
Congratulations on becoming a productive member of society. I am jealous... maybe. Apple's a cool place to work.
yep. It's plain old Sarah enjoying a beer in the Bahamas! That (beer named Sand) struck me funny.
Get done mowing the lawn: "mmm. I sure could go for some Sand!"
marketing genius there.
Thanks Shelly... Someday that little boy will be a cocky teen who hates me and I'll have that pic to look back on.
;)
Yoo hoo Shelly...where are you?!mini-ammers miss you...
also want an update on that cat story!
--JT-Chairy.
Shelly, your breasticles look lovely in that dress!! What happened to the book on anal?
oh! wrong Shelly! Damn.
Shelly:When next you come east to NYC, give me a ring, and we'll do the Brooklyn Bridge plan! It never fails to add up to an excellent day in Manhattan-Brooklyn...
cheers,
J.
"Never doubt that a small group of thoughtful, committed citizens can change the world. Indeed, it is the only thing that ever has."Margaret Mead
Here is the exact quote. Never forget it.
Wendy
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