We hooked up, We dated, Fate brought us together, Family, Worked Together
"katie and i met on one of my drunken rampages through boston's single scene...the details of that night i cannot share with you on this public website.

just kidding. i have never wanted to sleep with katie (dream? what dream?) which is why we are such good friends. and i don't let the fact that she has never wanted to sleep with me get in the way of that. which is what good friendship is all about.

however, i was drunk when i met katie. even though it was at work. ha ha."

We hooked up, Childhood friends, Worked Together
"once upon a time, in a land far, far away, before women were allowed to vote or it was en vogue for men to wear a different shade of pink tie every day, melanie and i sat in the same bank of cubes. it turns out we also lived at the same nudist colony! rather than let this awkward coincidence ruin our lives, we decided to embrace our ironic destinies and become better-than-good friends. since then, i have hung out with melanie as much as possible under the pretenses that i care about her "job""