"Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read."
— Groucho Marx

"Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect."
— Mark Twain

"I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by."
— Douglas Adams

"I do not want people to be very agreeable, as it saves me the trouble of liking them a great deal."
— Jane Austen

"Satan has control now. No matter where you look, he is in control, even in our own land. He is guiding the governments as far as the Lord will permit him. That is why there is so much strife, turmoil, and confusion all
over the earth. One master mind is governing the nations. It is not the president of the United States; it is
not Hitler; it is not Mussolini; it is not the king or government of England or any other land; it is Satan
himself."
— Joseph Fielding Smith (Doctrines of Salvation)