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The Rosetta Bone: Th... 03/25 Squirrel Master Warren is currently reading:
The Rosetta Bone: The Key to Communication Between Humans and Canines (Howell Dog Book of Distinction)
by Cheryl Smith
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Give A Dog A Bone: A... 03/25 Squirrel Master Warren is currently reading:
Give A Dog A Bone: Anthology Of Dog Poems (Give A Dog A Bone)
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721021 Squirrel Master Warren made a comment on Randomanthony's profile:
734966 Squirrel Master Warren wrote: "I poop on your SOX! "
June 25
Paradise Stories Squirrel Master Warren marked as to-read:
Paradise Stories
by Dustin Heron (Goodreads author!)
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recommended to Squirrel Master Warren by: LJ

Squirrel Master Warren Squirrel Master Warren said: "Thank You LJ for the fine addition to my shit/crap/poo shelf.

talking stacks of poo?!?!

AWESOME.
"
Puppy Chow Is Better... Squirrel Master Warren gave 3 of 5 stars3 of 5 stars3 of 5 stars3 of 5 stars3 of 5 stars to:
Puppy Chow Is Better than Prozac: The True Story of a Man and the Dog Who Saved His Life (Hardcover)
by Bruce Goldstein (Goodreads author!)
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Arthur's New Puppy: ... Squirrel Master Warren gave 3 of 5 stars3 of 5 stars3 of 5 stars3 of 5 stars3 of 5 stars to:
Arthur's New Puppy: An Arthur Adventure (Arthur Adventure Series)
by Marc Brown
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Black Dog, Black Nig... Squirrel Master Warren marked as to-read:
Black Dog, Black Night: Contemporary Vietnamese Poetry (Paperback)
by Nguyen Do
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734966 Squirrel Master Warren made a comment on Squirrel Master Warren's profile:
734966 Squirrel Master Warren wrote: "Thank You to all as I become the first dog on Goodreads to have over 1,000 friends! I'm getting clos...more "
May 10
Fat Cats and Running... Squirrel Master Warren gave 4 of 5 stars4 of 5 stars4 of 5 stars4 of 5 stars4 of 5 stars to:
Fat Cats and Running Dogs (Paperback)
by Vijay Prashad
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Squirrel Master Warren's favorite quotes

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"Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read."
Groucho Marx

209672
"Happiness is a warm puppy."
Charles M. Schulz

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"If you pick up a starving dog and make him properous he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and man."
Mark Twain

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"Love is a temporary madness, it erupts like volcanoes and then subsides. And when it subsides, you have to make a decision. You have to work out whether your roots have so entwined together that it is inconceivable that you should ever part. Because this is what love is. Love is not breathlessness, it is not excitement, it is not the promulgation of promises of eternal passion, it is not the desire to mate every second minute of the day, it is not lying awake at night imagining that he is kissing every cranny of your body. No, don't blush, I am telling you some truths. That is just being "in love", which any fool can do. Love itself is what is left over when being in love has burned away, and this is both an art and a fortunate accident."
Louis de Bernieres (Captain Corelli's Mandolin)

"My goal in life is to be as good of a person as my dog already thinks I am"
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Squirrel Master Warren's friend comments

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3 hours, 58 min ago

1161970 "Every person has the power to make others happy.
Some do it simply by entering a room --
others by leaving the room.
Some individuals leave trails of gloom;
others, trails of joy.
Some leave trails of hate and bitterness;
others, trails of love and harmony.
Some leave trails of cynicism and pessimism;
others trails of faith and optimism.
Some leave trails of criticism and resignation;
others trails of gratitude and hope.
What kind of trails do you leave?”

William Arthur Ward

Andrea M. Kulman, Author of The Drama Unfolds


from Michelle
9 days ago, 01:28PM

512643 Hi Warren, you're looking a little blue. Cheer up!

13 days ago, 07:24AM

1161970 Hi there. Thanks for being a friend on Good Reads. Andrea M. Kulman, Author of The Drama Unfolds.

from Brigid
18 days ago, 05:52AM

886144 thanx for the add! :D

26 days ago, 04:05PM

721021 Bad doggie! Bad doggie! Sarah will have to clean up the mess you made at the game now. You can poop all you want, we've won two in a row...

30 days ago, 07:48PM

734966 Thank You to all as I become the first dog on Goodreads to have over 1,000 friends! I'm getting close! Have your friends add me, won't you? Make my dream come true! (or I will poop on your rug)


from Karen
31 days ago, 07:16PM

252754 Thanks for adding me. My dog made me write this, but then, she always gives me my best ideas.

KH

from Dahlia
06/23/2008 11:07PM

189220 Thx 4 ur add...
*surprised*
Wow, dogs!!!
My God...my god...
*Drooling*

from Armin
05/17/2008 12:07AM

496363 thanks warren for add equest i`m ARMIN FROM PERSIA U?

from Michelle
05/12/2008 05:31PM

512643 Hi Warren, your coat looks nice and shiny today. What is your mom washing you with?

05/12/2008 02:48PM

305220 We Squirrels acknowledge no masters!

from Maya
04/30/2008 07:24AM

964939 Hello, Warren!
Thanks for the friend request..
I love dogs too!!
They're my most loyal best friends XD

Smiles,
Maya

from W.
03/19/2008 10:21AM

545392 Oh, so we are titled now, are we?

03/19/2008 07:33AM

316102 Warren, I love the new moniker(s)! You're becoming quite the celebrity here on GoodReads.
Next thing you know you'll have your own reality TV show. I can see it now, on the Science Channel, "Warren's Feces of the Species: Travel around the world with Warren as he identifies with unfailing accuracy feces of every size, color, shape, and smell. You too will be a fecal expert after watching Warren!"

from Nathalie
03/18/2008 06:35PM

565913 With all the picture changes, why not go the whole hog and change your name? Like in 'Funes the Memorious' the Borges story, where Funes distinguishes everything as distinct from moment to moment........ Funes says he cannot see why a dog should have the same name from minute to minute.

from Jessica
03/18/2008 04:34PM

777369 Nice new pic W-W!
mine doesn't seem to change...but someone's got to hold down the fort here...so I stand for constancy. I sit rather. In my chairs.

from Jessica
02/28/2008 01:27AM

777369 W-W: new story posted on my page just for you! It features a cute Jack Russell terrier..[I'm saving my dog-napping story for a later posting].

from Becca
02/21/2008 03:29PM

820833 I thought of you both today as I was reading LOVE OVER SCOTLAND by Alexander McCall Smith.
------SPOILER INFORMATION AHEAD------------------






It was so agonizing for me when Cyril was dognapped. The reunion scene had me grinning like an idiot while crying with joy at the same time.

from Hilda
02/20/2008 07:22PM

200139 hi! Warren.. or Walter..
anyway, want to say tx tor iviting me here
have a great reading time!
ENJOY :)

from Margaret
02/19/2008 04:20PM

817387 Hi! Just stopping by to say hello and to thank you for adding me to your friend list.

from Suzanne
02/19/2008 01:08PM

513331 what a cute new picture! i bet he's a big baby.

from Jessica
02/19/2008 04:38AM

777369 Warren-Walter:
you sure know how to make a cat-lover soften her heart toward dogs! first the new pic in technicolor, then you're telling me you love my surname!
you're a flatterer for sure W-W,
your friend,
chairwoman.

from Jillian
02/18/2008 04:59PM

756445 Love dogs! Have two Italian Greyhounds I'm obsessed with and found some great reads on your shelves! Thanks for the add:)

from Jessica
02/18/2008 01:00PM

777369 oh my god, a new pic! how exciting. like the color. i do approve.
--the red cha(i)rwoman

from W.
02/18/2008 12:34PM

545392 Walter! It's like watching the Wizard of Oz when it suddenly goes from black and white to color!

I see your true colors shining through...and I think of doggie breath so much more now that I see that tongue in all its glory...

Menthos or those little strips that dissolve? Which do you prefer?

Please don't say poop.

:-)

from W.
02/15/2008 11:17AM

545392 Now I will never be able to stop in again at either Arby's or my fave deli for a Reuben, thanks to Walter!!

I will imagine i taste "m.t." on it...

Only you know what that means, Walter!!

CAVE CANEM, indeed!!

from Jessica
02/12/2008 04:38AM

777369 Warren-Walter, you're amazing! How do you find time to read all these dog-eared books you keep posting?! When do you get your cat-chasing, snoozing, tail-thumping, bone-digging time in?

from Jessica
02/04/2008 03:41PM

777369 Indeed you must be: secret cat lovers. I'd give the book 4 stars... I am not a secret cat lover but one who is happily out of the closet...won't you join me? Walter (or Warren)& Nancy avec les chats????
--your I-like-dogs-but-not-nearly-so-much-as-cats friend,
JT.

from Nancy
02/03/2008 10:57AM

763271 We both gave 5 stars to "The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-Time". How could we, as dog lovers, so enjoy a story where the dog ends up badly?

Could we secretly be cat-lovers and living in denial?

Here's another quote for your collection:

"Dogs need to sniff the ground; it's how they keep abreast of current events. The ground is a giant dog newspaper, containing all kinds of late-breaking dog news items, which, if they are especially urgent, are often continued in the next yard."
-Dave Barry


from Rosemary
01/31/2008 10:55AM

358359 Warren/Walter, your selection of dog tales/tails is impressive and inspiring. You're giving my little brown dog ideas for our home library and story times. (He is an attentive listener.)



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