Remote Control, Hopping, Yodelling Lederhosen
It's the next generation of novelty lederhosen! Each 6-1/4" tall, plastic pair of Bavarian trousers is activated by infrared remote control technology. Just press the button on the 4-1/2" long, plastic knockwurst and watch in joyous astonishment as the lederhosen hops around and sings a merry little yodel. Undoubtedly, one of the most absurdly hysterical products ever created. Requires two AAA batteries (not included).


Go to the website for a Flash demonstration of how it works!

See a video of the lederhosen in action!

Remote Control, Hopping, Yodelling Lederhosen
item 11727


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Remote Control
Walking Moaning Zombie
Run! Hide! Barricade yourself in the basement of an abandoned farmhouse! This 7-3/4" tall, plastic Remote Control Zombie will trudge forward and groan when you activate him by pressing the button on the 2-3/4" long brain-shaped remote. Horrifyingly entertaining! Articulated at the neck, shoulders and hips. Requires three AAA batteries (not included).

Remote Control Zombie
item 11756
$24.95 ea.

Aww, Davey. are you showing your sweet, sentimental side on my profile for the entire world to see?

How nice.

Au contraire -- it's just an expression of my mental state and a commentary on the implications of my recent sleep-to-wake ratio.

The blowjob, among other things, such as scenting, low-grade cuddling, and stone rolling, was invented by neolithic "man," who one day, as is reported crudely by the dappled squiggles at Lascaux, capped his womanfolk's scalp with his neolithic hand and "delivered" her to his groin. This was a profound innovation over prevailing customs, [i.e., rubbing the phallus between newly-dead fish] and signaled the advent of rudimentary sexual politics. Cunnilingus, on the other hand, was not invented until 1923, quite by accident, during a swimming accident in a Latvian natatorium. Its techniques have yet to be sufficiently elaborated upon and/or studied by scientists, who have been preoccupied for the past eighty years with the Aurora Borealis and saccharine.

have you gotten my postcard yet Comrade? thought it might be nicer to get than a gr message in your inbox...
hope you're well--let's keep this most excellent avatar up for awhile, shall we? I wouldn't mind, by the way, if it never changed...not that you ever do anything, you Almodovar-hater, to please me....just saying...
ciao bello,
yr Chairy (sounds wrong somehow coming from Italy..)

Angry Mob Play Set
Add some dramatic tension to your playtime with the Angry Mob Play Set. Each set includes nine 2" to 3" tall, hard vinyl villagers weilding a variety of weapons for them to wave menacingly at the object of their disdain. Great for intimidating your action figures and teaching children the concept of mob rule.

Angry Mob Play Set
item 11835
$15.95 ea.

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for some reason i saw this and immediately thought of you! I too have a hat like yours--my brother who collected gifted me it years ago.

Hey, did you see how far down the popularity ladder Ellenjsmellen is now? Only like 58 profile views this week. So you think she has befriended EVERY SINGLE Goodreader and therefore has no one else to befriend? Ellen sure is smellen now!

Comrade! Hooray! My second favorite avatar of you. Let's keep this up for a bit, eh?

:)

I can't find Douglas' can opener. Makes me question everything...

See, don't you think you look blond(e) in that picture? I do.

I feel like I don't even know you.

A tout a l'heure, huh? Hmmm, we must have different definitions of that term, David. Fine. I didn't want to know your final verdict anyway!

(Yes, I did. Shh!)

:::stomps off in a snit:::

I originally removed the photo because I looked bald on top. I'm the one not on the right.
; )

Wow. You are so jealous. It's really kind of sad, David.

I really like this picture. It's exactly how I think you look when you're talking to me. I especially enjoy the "What the mentor?" expression.

Was trying to look retraumatized, but not much of an actress....

I trust no one!

My friend, Desi, introduced me to Sarah's adorableness. I first fell in love with her miniatures with her Slumber Party collection... and Thumb War collection.

I think you might appreciate the humor in THIS ONE . :) Just a guess...

It can be found at Sarah Neuberger's The Small Object. Isn't it cute!?? :D

--> RAWR!!

Thanks for your concern, Danny. I'm afraid that recently I've just been puking up my psychic torment through other forms of media! No, I haven't been productive in society or anything like that, just channeling my obsessive energies into different things.... I don't have much of a dimmer switch, so if I'm not here in a scary way, then I'm not really here.

Also, I just haven't been into reading much lately for some awful reason. Maybe summertime and its attendant forms of bad behavior are getting in the way....?

But don't worry, I'm sure a relapse is in the works. I always come back. Bookface owns our eternal souls, so we don't have much choice in the end, now, do we?

:)

Sexy bitch, aren't I?
I think it's the 'stache.

"In response to your query, my avatar is a film still from Exorcist 3 which particularly traumatized me when I first saw it."

So, the film still was enough to traumatize you, then? I'm guessing, duh. Apparently.

I've not seen it based on the principle that sequels to horror films are never as good as the first in the series. Unless, I hear/think otherwise. So, it would seem that I agree with you.

Ah. I've not seen Exorcist 3. Am I missing out?

Hey would you like me to post my picture, when i was capped at age 18?

David, are you after me now?! Having dreams of doing in your friendly Er nurse? I use to wear dresses, until they stopped making scrub dresses about 15 years ago. Never wore my cap though--started in orthopedics and the traction bars would keep knocking them off. Only floor back then you did have to wear your cap on, but if you floated to another unit, you wore cap. Purdue colors!

RA asked the very question I was tempted to ask. I was worried, though, mostly because when it's tiny and kind of faraway, it looks sort of... phallic. :-\

What the hell kind of avatar is that?

*shaking head*

whatever. To paraphrase Ms. Finley, you wish you had a clit but you just have a cock. (I'm assuming)


You may have ruined waffles for me forever.

Comrade, that I amaze you in any way whatsoever "on a daily basis" is my Almodovar-reward...je suis heureuse!
--a v happy Chairy.

You're very perceptive, David. I probably was thinking something rude when that picture was taken. But not about you. You can consider it a friendly hello.