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Dragons of Eden by Carl Sagan
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The Beach House by James Patterson
The Beach House
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Did you like The Lake House? Well, imagine that story, but with a more lifeless protagonist than Keanu Reeves. Because, I mean, seriously; have you ever tried to read a book so terrible you can't just put it down? No? Well, prepare to have your life ...more
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Along Came a Spider by James Patterson
" My review is nonsense? This book is nonsense. I tried picking it up to reread, since all the commentary I've got on my review says I must have missed ...more"
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Wesley Crusher by Kitty Glitter
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This book is magic. Pure, unadulterated magic. It's like if Fifty Shades of Grey was written by someone who wasn't an utter hack.

Magic. Simply the greatest work of literature since "No Shit, There I Was" by Varric Tethras.
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Fifty Shades of Grey by E.L. James
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Guys, guys, I have an idea! I'm going to write terrible BDSM fanfiction and then submit it to a publisher as a laugh.

Wait... what? They want to publish it? But that's... I don't even...

Fifty Shades of Grey deserves all of the scandal that it's drumme
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The Notebook by Nicholas Sparks
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World War I veteran (and suave man-about-nursing-home) Alphonso von Alsobrecht stars as the titular Notebook. His throaty voice-over work is inspiring. I, being a fan of Olde Fashioned psuedo-German, quickly fell in love with the author's use of iamb ...more
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The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo by Stieg Larsson
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Ah yes, another from the "I haven't read a book since The DaVinci Code" shelf. The only rape more brutal than the ones which transpire in this book is Stieg Larsson's rape of pacing and plot development. A blind person totally unfamiliar with storyte ...more
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The Da Vinci Code by Dan Brown
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If I had to use one word to review this book, it would be: "Whatthef***iswrongwithDanBrown?". I've had less painful anesthesia-free surgeries.

A rambling tale of bad science and worse plot, The DaVinci Code doesn't make a damn lick of sense no matter
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The Dresden Files Roleplaying Game by Leonard Balsera
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If you like The Dresden Files or the FUDGE system or Roleplaying Games in general, buy this book and it's companion piece.

Seriously. You won't regret it.
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