"Because you might get a shag," is the usual response. Really? If that's the only way you can find a partner - preening and jigging about like a desperate animal - you shouldn't be attempting to breed in the first place. What's your next trick? Inventing fire? People like you are going to spin civilisation into reverse. You're a moron, and so is that haircut you're trying to impress. Any offspring you eventually blast out should be drowned in a pan before they can do any harm. Or open any more nightclubs.
Even if you somehow avoid reproducing, isn't it a lot of hard work for very little reward? Seven hours hopping about in a hellish, reverberating bunker in exchange for sharing 64 febrile, panting pelvic thrusts with someone who'll snore and dribble into your pillow till 11 o'clock in the morning, before waking up beside you with their hair in a mess, blinking like a dizzy cat and smelling vaguely like a ham baguette? Really, why bother? Why not just stay at home punching yourself in the face? Invite a few friends round and make a night of it. It'll be more fun than a club.”
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WHEN I GET A LITTLE MONEY, I BUY BOOKS; IF ANY IS LEFT I BUY FOOD AND CLOTHES. DESIDERIUS ERASMUS 1466-1536 This Group was founded in September 2007.WHEN I GET A LITTLE MONEY, I BUY BOOKS; IF ANY IS LEFT I BUY FOOD AND CLOTHES.
This Group was founded in September 2007.
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A group for all Australian Goodreads members (and those interested in Australia), no matter what they read!
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This group is all about writing. Short stories, long stories and poetry. Express your creativity and show off your talent. Open to teens and adults. AThis group is all about writing. Short stories, long stories and poetry. Express your creativity and show off your talent. Open to teens and adults. Also a place to show any of your writing or books.
Writing can be magical. It can take us to another world or within the depths of another's dream. We can go to unexplored worlds and meet supernatural beings, over uncharted seas, to a place almost beyond imagination itself.
Magic is what weaves the words of a story together, forms it into something real. You are that magic, and you bring your ideas to life :D ...more