Mary’s Profile

“If there were an international butt competition, Eric would win, hands down—or cheeks up.”
― Charlaine Harris, Dead to the World

“All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

From the ashes a fire shall be woken,
A light from the shadows shall spring;
Renewed shall be blade that was broken,
The crownless again shall be king.”
― J.R.R. Tolkien, The Fellowship of the Ring

“You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.”
― Mae West

“Don't put your wand into your back pocket! Better wizards than you have lost buttocks from it!”
― J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix