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The Titanic would never have sunk if it were made out of a sink. by Jarod Kintz
“I was nervous. Like an ice cube, I just froze up. Then I melted in some strange guy’s drink.”
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This Book Has No Title by Jarod Kintz
“Love is like a door knob that I’ve mistaken for a shower handle, and I’m trying to turn up the heat on our relationship, but the handle won’t turn and I’ve got shampoo in my eyes and my wetsuit is dry and I started crying just as the zookeeper asked me to leave.”
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This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucks by Jarod Kintz
“Learning how to love is like learning how to tie your shoes, and that’s precisely why I wear slippers.”
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American Assassin by Vince Flynn
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Relic by Douglas Preston
Relic (Pendergast, #1)
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Plum Island by Nelson DeMille
Plum Island
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Sandstorm by James Rollins
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If Tomorrow Comes by Sidney Sheldon
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Not a Penny More, Not a Penny Less by Jeffrey Archer
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The Camel Club by David Baldacci
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Jarod Kintz
“I love sleepwalking, because when else would I get to combine exercise and rest?”
Jarod Kintz, The Merits of Marthaism, and How Being Named Susan Can Benefit You

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“The police called it choking, but I called it a two-handed neck hug. That’s how I knew she really loved me.”
Jarod Kintz, Whenever You're Gone, I'm Here For You

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“Love is like breakfast with Mildred. Who’s Mildred? How the heck should I know? I don’t eat breakfast.”
Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. And the ageless sages.

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“My love is expansive. Your love is expensive.”
Jarod Kintz, Whenever You're Gone, I'm Here For You

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“The most enjoyable book in the world is the phone book, because think of all the sex that went into creating the content.”
Jarod Kintz, 99 Cents For Some Nonsense

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