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Lance Carbuncleauthor profile |
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| url | http://www.goodreads.com/profile/Carbuncle | |||
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| gender | male | |||
| place of birth | United States | |||
| website | LanceCarbuncle.com" class="smallTex" target="_blank">on <a href="http://www.lancecarbuncle.com... | |||
| genre | Literature & Fiction | |||
| influences | Oberdorfer, Zappa, Vonnegut, Sister Mary Catherine of Superfecundation, and Mr. T | |||
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about this author
The Dr. Reverend Lance Carbuncle was born sometime during the last millennium and he’s been getting bigger, older and uglier ever since. Carbuncle is an ordained minister with the Church of Spiritual Humanism. Carbuncle doesn’t eat deviled eggs and he doesn’t drink cheap beer. Carbuncle doesn’t wear sock garters. Carbuncle does tell stories. Carbuncle’s stories are channeled through a pathetic little man who has to work a respectable job during the days in order to feed the infestation of children in his house. His recent novel, Smashed, Squashed, Splattered, Chewed, Chunked and Spewed is now available at LanceCarbuncle.com, and through <a href=“http://www.amazon.com/Smashed-...Amazon....more |
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books by Lance Carbunclecombine editionsavg rating: 4.42 | 31 ratings | 1 distinct work
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Still Life With Psychotic Squirrel (Paperback) by C.B. Smith (Goodreads author!) bookshelves: currently-reading |
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"Of all days for the dog to get out. Idjit Galoot, the senescent bassett hound, chooses Moving Day to slip his leash and go Walkabout. Now he's wondering where everybody's gone, and his charmingly dysfunctional master, whose sole focus heretofore has...more " | |||
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"Smashed, Squashed, Splattered, Chewed, Chunked and Spewed is the most surreal, humorously disgusting book I have read this year, and that's saying a lot since I read about a lot of government conspiracies. Carbuncle does such a good job with the oddl...more " | |||
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Here’s wishing you a nifty New Year filled with noiseless noses, neato nicknames, noble Nebraskans, gnarly narcoleptic nebulas, and novel novels about nut-eating narwhals and novercaphobic gnats.
-Jeremy :)
Thanks again for the book! I received it in the mail, and I'm looking forward to reading it.
Here’s wishing you a yippee-filled Yuletime overflowing with yard-long yams, yapping yoyo-yanking yetis, yak-milk yeast-cakes, and yellow yarn-yielding year-end yard-gnomes.
-Jeremy :)
Thanks for the friendship on here, Carbuncle! And I'm glad to see that you're a Vonnegut fan.
Happy Yuletime,
Jeremy :)
Here’s wishing you a nifty New Year filled with noiseless noses, neato nicknames, noble Nebraskans, gnarly narcoleptic nebulas, and novel novels about nut-eating narwhals and novercaphobic gnats. -Jeremy :)
Thanks again for the book! I received it in the mail, and I'm looking forward to reading it.Here’s wishing you a yippee-filled Yuletime overflowing with yard-long yams, yapping yoyo-yanking yetis, yak-milk yeast-cakes, and yellow yarn-yielding year-end yard-gnomes.
-Jeremy :)
Thanks for the friendship on here, Carbuncle! And I'm glad to see that you're a Vonnegut fan.Happy Yuletime,
Jeremy :)
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