Karl Hausaer

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Jarod Kintz
“I rarely drink, but last night, after several hours and several beers at the bar, I found myself face to face with two huge boobs. They weren’t the breasts of a young woman, but those of an old man. Still, the taste of a nipple is genderless.”
Jarod Kintz, So many chairs, and no time to sit

Jarod Kintz
“Surviving cancer is cool, but surviving old age is cooler.”
Jarod Kintz, So many chairs, and no time to sit

Jarod Kintz
“It’s impossible for me to applaud your successes when my hands are too busy patting myself on the back. But if I clap for you, and you pat my back, we can both feel like winners.”
Jarod Kintz, So many chairs, and no time to sit

Jarod Kintz
“Love is a circular emotion that surrounds you, like a hug. Or a noose.”
Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. And the ageless sages.

Jarod Kintz
“My love is as Swift as Taylor. You’d better shoot it down before it flies away.
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Jarod Kintz, My love can only occupy one person at a time

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