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The Everything Box by Richard Kadrey
“Marian White of Enid, Oklahoma, stood by the bake sale table and cocked her head. “‘Scourge the Earth.’ That’s an unusual name for an environmental group. Can you tell me about it?”
Susie smiled at her. “We’re a fairly new group. Local mainly, but we hope to be going global soon.”

“How nice. And what are you working on these days?”

Tommy said, “Our ultimate goal is to poison the seas, scorch the land, and bring the end of days to all vile human life.”

“Excuse me?”

“Save the trees,” said Susie. “We want to save the trees.”

“And the baby seals,” said Janet from over her shoulder.

“Oh, I love them,” said Marian.

“Would you like to try a sample?” said Susie.

Marian looked over the long spread of pies and cakes. “What’s that one?”

“That’s a hate-in-a-blistering-inferno-of-agony bar.”

“That’s an unusual name.”

“Thank you.”

“What flavor is it?” said Marian.

“Lemon.”

“Could I try one of those?”

“Certainly.” Susie cut off a small piece of the bar and handed it to her on a paper napkin. “Here you go.”
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Fates and Furies by Lauren Groff
"I’m a sucker for a domestic drama and any novel that promises a big “twist” and/or an interesting structure. But at first I was a little hesitant to read Fates and Furies because I had an allergic reaction to the main characters’ names. Lotto and..." Read more of this review »
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“I don’t believe in guilty pleasures. If you fucking like something, like it. That’s what’s wrong with our generation: that residual punk rock guilt, like, “You’re not supposed to like that. That’s not fucking cool.” Don’t fucking think it’s not cool to like Britney Spears’ “Toxic.” It is cool to like Britney Spears’ “Toxic”! Why the fuck not? Fuck you! That’s who I am, goddamn it! That whole guilty pleasure thing is full of fucking shit.”
Dave Grohl

Amanda Palmer
“You know what’s really cool? Wake up every morning, decide what you feel like doing, and do it.”
Amanda Palmer

John Scalzi
“Q’eeng had just attempted in the third dialect the traditional rightward schism greeting of “I offer you the bread of life,” but his phrasing and accent had transmuted the statement into “Let us violate cakes together.”
John Scalzi, Redshirts

Jonathan L. Howard
“Cats, as any rational person knows, are solitary, opportunistic, ambush predators, much like spiders, but with fewer legs and a better fan club.”
Jonathan L. Howard, The Fear Institute

“Big squidhead lies a-sleeping at the bottom of the sea,
And one day, when the stars are right, he’ll wake up presently,
And then may wipe us all out, which sounds worrying to me,
While the Tcho-Tcho sing this song…

Aie! Ftagn! Ftagn! Cthulhu!
Cosmic horror coming to you,
The Old Ones are back now with a view to
Sucking out your brains.

Big Squidhead lies a-sleeping, although, in a way, he’s dead.
There are dreams that change reality a-running round his head.
He lies in dread R’lyeh, which is on the ocean bed.
But pops up and down for fun.

And the Tcho-Tcho sing
Aie! Ftagn! Ftagn! Yog-Sothoth!
The streets will be chockablock with shoggoth,
How sweetly their cries ‘Tekeli-li!’ doth
Improve the slimy hour.

Big Squidhead lies a-scheming at the bottom of the sea,
He is counting out the aeons that make up eternity,
And when he’s done, it’s curtains for the mast majority,
While the Tcho-Tcho get on down.

Aie! Ftagn! Ftagn! Shub-Niggurath!
We’re on the winning side to see the aftermath,
Put on your marching boots because we’re on the path,
To the end times, here we come!
To the end times, here we come!
To the end times! Here! We! Coooooooooome!”
Jonathan L Howard

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