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Me and my needs were driving my mother away. Me and my needs retreated to my closet, disappeared into fairy tales. I started making up a world where my needs wouldn´t exist at all.Marya Hornbacher
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Having a normal person around me made it poingnantly clear to me that I was out of control.Marya Hornbacher
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Jen Lancaster
“Were I forced to describe this woman in one word, that word would be...herpes.”
Jen Lancaster, Here I Go Again
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Augusten Burroughs
“I sit there and think how it isn't fair that I can't drink at all, even a little. I realize I have crammed an entire lifetime of moderate drinking into a decade of hard-core drinking and that is why. I blew my wad.”
Augusten Burroughs, Dry

Leila Sales
“. . . and even the worst ice cream is better than no ice cream.”
Leila Sales, Past Perfect

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“Life is unfair and there are winners and losers, regardless of how much overprotective parents attempt to shield their offspring from reality.”
Jen Lancaster, Jeneration X: One Reluctant Adult's Attempt to Unarrest Her Arrested Development; Or, Why It's Never Too Late for Her Dumb Ass to Learn Why Froot Loops Are Not for Dinner

Jen Lancaster
“When she gets rattled, the South really comes out. Once when Daddy tried to cancel our country club membership because he said the dues were too high, she went from zero to Atlanta burning in zero point five seconds.”
Jen Lancaster, Here I Go Again

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