Dan added a quote:
"I think a good novel would be where a bunch of men on a ship are looking for a whale. They look and look, but you know what? They never find him. And you know why they never find him? It doesn't say. The book leaves it up to you, the reader, to decide. Then, at the very end, there's a page you can lick and it tastes like Kool-Aid." — Jack Handey

Dan added a quote:
"If God dwells inside us like some people say, I sure hope he likes enchiladas, because that's what he's getting." — Jack Handey