How can you put new quotes on here??!

Sarah, are you say that an avatar of me with a porn 'stache is even creepier than than my Phil Spector, Bloody Mouth Rag, and Anton LeVey avatars? I'm not sure how I feel about that, but I'll choose to take it as a compliment for now.

I want to sing you a love song, wanna rock you in my arms all night long.
cuz think about it, how funny would that be? A whole night of me trying to remember tunes. no? how about this:
why did the sparrow fly into the library?
to find a bookworm.
w-h-h (?)

Hey! Why did the Librarian slip and fall on the Library floor? Because she was is in the nonfriction section. woa-ha-ha-ha! How's that? no? I could dance for you, that would be funny.

I hope you mean "poor carolanne" as sarcastically as possible because the whole thing is retarded and I am sure I am blowing it way up and out of proportion! :)

I know, she called and yelled at me, BUT in my own defense, a) I wasn't invited except when my grandma just happened to randomly call me the night before b) they ALWAYS forget to invite me (I haven't been to zacs or alexs birthday in probably several years because they always forget) c) I told her I had to work and probably wouldn't be able to make it d) I tried getting the time off, but it was to late because I found out the day before and e) no fry family party in the history of the world has gone until midnight and if I would have known that, I would have came out, but I thought it was have been have been winding down by the time I did get off of work and drive out there, two hours late! My grandma does not want to accept that it rude that they always "forget" to invite me even thought they all, every single one of them has my cell phone. They don't invite my dad either and Aunt Lisa told someone that she hoped my mother died a slow and painful death and would dance the happyest dance in the whole world when she died. This although did not effect my attendance, still shows how important me and my immediate family are to them. Last note of my pathetic complaining, is I did legitimately try to get it off of work, I even asked Lisa at Jamies party when they would be holding her party, but it isn't her fault she didn't know because it was a surprise party and my grandma just seems to think I can be like "oh, I need to leave work two hours early, thanks" which isn't possible without a month notice.
GRRRRRR. sorry, this just hit a nerve which I am really tired of. Yes its true they always come to my parties but I always call and tell them so its possible they show up and they don't work nights and retail.
:) but I hope you had fun!

My favorite This American Life episode is the telephone company abyss one. The steroid one comes to mind frequently as well. I thought you should know (It's been bugging me since you mentioned it to dirt). I for one feel better having some closure on this issue.

Just trying to keep you awake Sarah dear!

and because you said you like my soft lips.

I can't believe it's been less than 24 hours since I last saw you & you've already left both the Crips & the Bloods!

You've changed man, you've changed...

Why do I like ducks?

My foundest duck memories were of the two wooden ducks that floated on the man-made pond behind a house on a street called elm street where all the elm trees had been removed to make room for a tract called the elms where me and one of my high school girl friends would float in a row boat doing everything you could think of doing with your clothes off with our clothes on.

Why do you live in Oregon?

Well. you do look Siberian in that hat.
But you're not Russian are you?
(You don't look Rusian.)

You look Russian.

Do you like Prokofiev?

Eek!

Undead Elementary School Librarian
The kids will love it.

Thanks for the reference.
See? You were famous even before the quote.

Is Boring an actual place?

Well, there is an end, it just doesn't last long. At some point it says, "it looks like you've answered all of the questions", then some bastard adds another one!

It's been a slow day...

LAMINATE! LAMINATE! LAMINATE!

No sarah, it is not working. I bet you are tired. she's no goodle-two-shoodles

I too am a children's librarian with a menthol habit, oh the shame :)

I can't believe you smoke.... apparently MENTHOLS! Man, you are really, really lucky I don't live in Portland anymore, because otherwise I'd hunt you down and force you to be friends with me and then we'd have some totally gruesome end kind of like Sid and Nancy except instead of heroin we'd freak out and OD on mentholated cigarettes and this damn BOOK-THEMED WEBSITE.

Anyway, count your blessings, that's all I'm saying. Don't worry, you're safe.

Yeah, it was fun. Silver Falls Loop is just outside of Salem. It's all clean trails. You don't feel like you're roughing it at all, but outside of the summer, the falls are going pretty good.

http://www.localhikes.com/Hike...

Is your new picture from that waterfall park just east of Salem? B/c that's where my pic is from!

soooooooo you!!!! You didn't want to hurt my feelings?! I fed you animal on accident but YOU didn't want to hurt MY feelings?!

The head phones I can get past, it's your love of Manga I'm grappling with. If you actually enjoy comi-con....well then I'm not sure there will be any way to escape permanent nerd-dom.

Thanks! I'm rather partial to the little guy myself.

Nice turtle!!!

Nah, it's not me. It's some Black Metal dude... :)