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“A thing is not necessarily true because a man dies for it.”
Oscar Wilde
“Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth.”
Oscar Wilde
"“Finally.” I scooped up my Transfiguration things and began to head for the door when I heard McGonagall’s icy voice behind me.

“Mr. Malfoy, I’d like a word with you.” Rolling my eyes, I shook off Crabbe and Goyle’s confused looks with a wave of m..." Read more of this chapter »
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French Fries, Philosophy, and Funerals (Literature & Fiction)
9 chapters   —   updated May 13, 2015 06:33PM
Description: Patriot Puckett is a regular girl trying to make her way in a messed-up world. She lives with her widowed mother, who makes her money from her self-owned beauty salon and a little extra from singing at funerals. It's at one of those funerals where Patriot meets Ian, a bright, driven college student with a dream. As it turns out, Ian isn't the only one. This is the unedited version, so constructive criticism would be greatly appreciated. Thank you! :) Note: I don't own Five Guys or <i>Allure</i> magazine. If I owned Five Guys I would be fat, and if I owned Allure I would be beautiful. Fat and beautiful.
She Dreams (Science Fiction & Fantasy)
1 chapters   —   updated May 13, 2015 06:32PM
Description: I hate unclear descriptions just as much as the next guy, but this story is developing and no one really knows where it will go. ~mysterious hand gestures~
My Name is Malfoy (working title) (Science Fiction & Fantasy)
7 chapters   —   updated May 13, 2015 06:27PM
Description: Draco has a daughter! Arachna Malfoy is headed to Hogwarts for her third year of magical schooling, but there are some pretty weird things going on...and it's up to her to get to the bottom of it! For those of you who roleplay with me, a lot of these name (and even plot ideas) may sound familier, but in almost every case I invented it for this story first. DISCLAIMER: I do not own the characters of Draco Malfoy, Scorpius Malfoy, Asteria Greengrass, Hugo and Rose Weasley, James, Albus, or Lily Potter...and a few others that I can't think of at the moment. This is fanfiction, and I'm not getting any money from it.
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