Amy Casab read and liked Lance's review of Smashed, Squashed, Splattered, Chewed, Chunked and Spewed:

"I love this book. I give it eight out of five stars. It is the funniest, most insightful, and most entertaining book ever written. The author is clearly a literary genius and a good-looking devil, too. Everyone should read Smashed. It should be requi...more I love this book. I give it eight out of five stars. It is the funniest, most insightful, and most entertaining book ever written. The author is clearly a literary genius and a good-looking devil, too. Everyone should read Smashed. It should be required reading in our schools. Evil-doers should be beaten about the head and shoulders with this book. Lovers should read passages of it to each other for foreplay. This book prevents tooth decay and eternal damnation. It cures cold sores, psoriasis and other skin ailments when rubbed in a counterclockwise motion on the afflicted area*.

*these claims are not validated by the FDA. Furthermore, this book may cause cancer and birth defects in the State of California.

Conflict of interests disclosure: I did write Smashed so, yes, I am a bit biased. However, I can practically guarantee that the above claims are genuine.
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