Srini Bodduluri added a quote:
"The chance of the bread falling with the buttered side down is directly proportional to the cost of the carpet." — Murphy's Law

Srini Bodduluri added a quote:
"Bad is not an absolute, but a relative term. Ask the robber who used the cash he stole to feed his infant; the rapist who was sexually abused as a child; the kidnapper who truly believed he was saving a life. And just because you break the law doesn't mean you have intentionally crossed the line into evil. Sometimes the line creeps up on you, and before you know it, you're standing on the other side." — Jodi Picoult