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Free Stallion: Poems 08/19 R. is currently reading:
Free Stallion: Poems (Hardcover)
by Amber Tamblyn
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R. R. said: "Mountain View Sketch No.2


The movie set
is bustling,
and Mr.Lynch
tells my father
to not bother
with continuity.

Not bother?
Continuity is
the definition of
a father!

I want to scream this
into Mr.Lynch's face.

Scream, s...more
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Attachment 08/17 R. is currently reading:
Attachment (Hardcover)
by Isabel Fonseca
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R. R. said: "A woman and her husband are living the life on an island. They only get mail delivered every few weeks.

So, naturally, when the mail arrives the wife sees no harm in reading a letter addressed to her husband.

Turns out it's a love l...more
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Twilight 08/10 R. is currently reading:
Twilight (Twilight Series, Book 1)
by Stephenie Meyer
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August 20
51vouzo67hl New comment on R.'s review of Called Out of Darkness: A Spiritual Confession
184928 R. wrote: "What's creepier is that it's prolly supposed to represent her dead husband Stan holding the Rice's d...more "

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The 9/11 Report: A G... R. gave 3 of 5 stars3 of 5 stars3 of 5 stars3 of 5 stars3 of 5 stars to:
The 9/11 Report: A Graphic Adaptation (Hardcover)
by Ernie Colon & Sid Jacobson
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R. R. said: "Good art, bad source material. "
628564 New comment on R.'s review of Free Stallion: Poems
184928 R. wrote: "Thank ya!

I'm on the fence about the book - on one hand, surely I wouldn't have begun reading i...more
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Called Out of Darkne... R. marked as to-read:
Called Out of Darkness: A Spiritual Confession (Hardcover)
by Anne Rice
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August 19
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184928 R. wrote: "Actually, I took the cathulhu photo from here: http://lolthulhu.com/ "
Man in the Dark: A N... R. marked as to-read:
Man in the Dark: A Novel (Hardcover)
by Paul Auster
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The Rachel Papers R. gave 5 of 5 stars5 of 5 stars5 of 5 stars5 of 5 stars5 of 5 stars to:
The Rachel Papers (Paperback)
by Martin Amis
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R. R. said: "Painfully realistic at points; so much so, that I envision Martin Amis as Charles Highway.

But not young Martin Amis. The present-day Martin Amis.

Which makes it kind of a Lolita experience; a middle-aged guy trying to seduce a young...more
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1188333 R. read and liked ShellBell 's review of Breaking Dawn (Twilight Series, Book 4):

"The entire time I've been reading this series I've felt a nagging embarassment that I'm even reading it. Not just reading it, but completely absorbed in the story. Am I a 14-year-old girl at heart? I'd like to think I'm 16 at least.

Of all the bo...more
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41an71q60pl New comment on R.'s review of Twilight (Twilight Series, Book 1)
184928 R. wrote: "My standards, sometimes they are low.

I guess that would make a good LOLCAT.

My low standards ...more
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R.'s favorite quotes

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"We're always thinking of eternity as an idea that cannot be understood, something immense. But why must it be? What if, instead of all this, you suddenly find just a little room there, something like a village bath-house, grimy, and spiders in every corner, and that's all eternity is. Sometimes, you know, I can't help feeling that that's what it is."
Fyodor Dostoevsky

2546
"When did the future switch from being a promise to being a threat?"
Chuck Palahniuk (Invisible Monsters)

11337
"Life is made of fear. Some people eat fear soup three times a day. Some people eat fear soup all the meals there are. I eat it sometimes. When they bring me fear soup to eat, I try not to eat it, I try to send it back. But sometimes I'm too afraid to and have to eat it anyway."
Martin Amis

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""What did Nabokov and Joyce have in common, apart from the poor teeth and the great prose? Exile, and decades of near pauperism. A compulsive tendency to overtip. An uxoriousness that their wives deservedly inspired. More than that, they both lived their lives 'beautifully'--not in any Jamesian sense (where, besides, ferocious solvency would have been a prerequisite), but in the droll fortitude of their perseverance. They got the work done, with style." "
Martin Amis (Experience: A Memoir)




R.'s writing

Pastiches, Unfinisheds, Juvenilia etc. (Literature & Fiction)
19 chapters   —   updated 06/20/2008 01:54AM
description: 1. Burroughsian pastiche, cut-up between various texts (Dead Babies and Other People by Martin Amis; installation directions for the Simplicity SXDP3; a character from Naked Lunch, and Oregon Painters: The First 100 Years). 2. Rewrite of second-place entry in Ballardian.com contest. 3. Unfinished piece from 2006. 4. An unusual witness to 9/11. Needs futzing and expanding. 5. Fake review. Needs honing. 6. Just for fun. 7. What if...Martin Amis wrote the the last adventure of Jetboy in the same backwards-narrative form as Time's Arrow? Yes. What if? 8. Written January 7th, 2008. 9. Written in November 2007. 10. Written March 2008. 11. Written in 1983. Gave myself a Library of Conngress (sic) No. of 562422 and crayoned up a handsome cover. Also, wrote a summary: "Dr. Brady finds a tomb of a mummy but he is not aware about the curse." Probably inspired by that infamous Bert and Ernie vignette. 12. The assignment was to write a story, but use facts from an encyclopedia. All those facts, there, are what we knew of Jupiter in 1983. Ammonia. Red dot. 13. Written sometime in 2007. Found in file. 14. Poem(s). 15. Fake bio of fake man. 16. Fake album review. 17. An attempt at pastiche. 18. http://youtube.com/watch?v=zjpf2UR5I1U 19. Memoir du noir.



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R.'s friend comments

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from R.
7 hours, 18 min ago

184928 Robespierre? Why, I don't even know her!


from Robert
7 hours, 39 min ago

127741 Robespierre?

from R.
8 hours, 21 min ago

184928 Mustache? Oh, you mean my "nose beard"?

from Robert
8 hours, 37 min ago

127741 R. Esq: Your mustache...has it a name?

from Noran
21 hours, 6 min ago

993934 It looks like you caught David;s soul! Was it tasty?

from R.
1 day ago, 11:12PM

184928 Actually, I took the cathulhu photo from here: http://lolthulhu.com/

from Cloudcover
1 day ago, 10:30PM

1044932 Somehow I don't think that pic is going to make it on I can has cheezburger.

from Cloudcover
1 day ago, 10:27PM

1044932 Somehow I don't think that pic is going to make it on I can has cheezburger.

from Damièn
1 day ago, 10:25PM

1303806 I wish I could take credit for the Beck photo but a friend made it for me. Congratulations, Rock, you've inspired an Internet mini-meme.

Soy un perdedor
I'm a loser baby, so why don't you kill me?
Get crazy with the Cheez Whiz
Soy un perdedor
I'm a loser baby, so why don't you kill me?
Drive-by body pierce
Yo, bring it on down
Soy

from R.
4 days ago, 12:50AM

184928 How...wonderful?...for you both. Say "Hi" to Xenu for us, won't you?

*whistles "Mack the Knife" and en route to the docks*

from Damièn
4 days ago, 09:38PM

1303806 I smell like Beck.

from Robert
4 days ago, 09:31PM

127741 I smell like Beck.

from R.
10 days ago, 09:16PM

184928 Jes.

from Bellsy
10 days ago, 08:01PM

372363 Is that your pussy?

from Amelia
02/05/2008 09:24AM

629685 Yay! Finally, my backordered copy of The Gashlycrumb Tinies is on it's way!!! I'm so excited, should be here Friday... the babyshower is on Sunday. :) Hehehe

from Melanie
02/01/2008 03:35PM

245892 The new photo! It's utterly chilling!

from W.
02/01/2008 01:33PM

545392 OMG! Your new avatar! That happened to me yesterday! I used Krazy Glue. I wonder what you will do...

I just now got the Eliot reference in your erudite (TM) profile....

He do the police in different voices...

You're different.

I likes dat.

from R.
12/10/2007 12:59PM

184928 Jeremy~

I'd have to say that my favorite novel is, well, the novelization of Frankenstein by Ian Thorne.

At 46 pages (and loaded for bear with photographs) it's more of a novella, but I find it to surpass Thorne's novelizations of Dracula and The Wolf-Man (which are superior specimens, themselves, when compared to the source materials).

Thorne, should anybody care, is a pseudonym for sci-fi author Julian May.

~R.

from Jeremy
12/09/2007 02:52AM

630905 Hi R.M.!

If you don't mind sharing--I was wondering, what's your favorite novel of all time?

Here’s wishing you a fantastic day filled with fabulous friendships, fanciful festivities, and frolicking phantom footstools.

-Jeremy :)

















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