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Calisto and 94 other people liked Lauren's review of Fangirl:
Fangirl by Rainbow Rowell
"You know, it’s been so long since I’ve disliked a book to the point of wanting to rant about it that I was starting to think I’d lost my cynical edge.

So I guess that’s one point in Fangirl’s favor.

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Alien Tango by Gini Koch
Alien Tango (Katherine "Kitty" Katt, #2)
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Fun and entertaining. Have to say that the most annoying thing is the 'OMG Kitty is soooo hawt' by EVERY single male. Still continuing with the series tho simply because other than Hot Sue, this is a light, frothy, fun bag.
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Touched by an Alien by Gini Koch
Touched by an Alien (Katherine "Kitty" Katt, #1)
by Gini Koch (Goodreads Author)
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I've been meaning to read this series for a while and finally decided to jump in with the start of the new year. I'm not sure what I was expecting, but I'm pleasantly surprised. Now, this isn't a romance - the courtship of this couple is short and th ...more
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Dragon's Lair by Chantal Fernando
"0.87 If-That's-Not-A-Joke-I-Don't-Know-What-Fucking-Is Star

The book was VERY funny, but not in a GOOD way.

Lets take a look at the cover, first..

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Me: RIP to ORIGINALITY.

Now, lets take a look at the blurb:

When I found my boyfriend cheating on me, I...
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“There was a dragon who had a long-standing obsession with a queen's breasts," she said, growing breathless. "The dragon knew the penalty to touch her would mean death, yet he revealed his secret desire to the king's chief doctor. This man promised he could arrange for the dragon to satisfy his desire, but it would cost him one thousand gold coins." She spread her soapy hands over his nipples, then down his arms. "Though he didn't have the money, the dragon readily agreed to the scheme."

Grace," Darius moaned, his erection straining against her stomach.

She hid her smile, loving that she had this much power over such a strong man. That she, Grace Carlyle, made him ache with longing. "The next day the physician made a batch of itching powder and poured some into the queen's bra… uh, you might call it a brassiere… while she bathed. After she dressed, she began itching and itching and itching. The physician was summoned to the Royal Chambers, and he informed the king and queen that only a special saliva, if applied for several hours, would cure this type of itch. And only a dragon possessed this special saliva." Out of breath, she paused.

Continue," Darius said. His arms wound around her so tightly she could barely breathe. His skin blazed hot against hers, hotter than even the steamy water.

Are you sure?"

Continue." Taut lines bracketed his mouth.

Well, the king summoned the dragon. Meanwhile, the physician slipped him the antidote for the itching powder, which the dragon put into his mouth, and for the next few hours, the dragon worked passionately on the queen's breasts.

Anyway," she said, reaching around him and lathering the muscled mounds of his butt, "the queen's itching was eventually relieved, and the dragon left satisfied and touted as a hero."

This does not sound like a joke," Darius said.

I'm getting to the punch line. Hang on. When the physician demanded his payment, the now satisfied dragon refused. He knew that the physician could never report what really happened to the king. So the next day, the physician slipped a massive dose of the same itching powder into the king's loincloth. And the king immediately summoned the dragon."
-Heart of the Dragon”
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Stephen King
“Running a close second [as a writing lesson] was the realization that stopping a piece of work just because it's hard, either emotionally or imaginatively, is a bad idea. Sometimes you have to go on when you don't feel like it, and sometimes you're doing good work when it feels like all you're managing is to shovel shit from a sitting position.”
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