Hope your rat is doing well! :)

So happy for you and him!

Although, prison is a great place to learn some interesting sex techniques...

Well, "winner" is a bit of an exaggeration. But he's never been incarcerated as far as I know and that's a bonus.

Congratulations!

The best sex ever AND he's reading What to Expect When You're Expecting for distant friends?! Sounds like a winner!

Ahem!

I just wanted to make a general announcement to all you GoodReads folks that have probably forgotten I exist.

If you remember, from my last post (see "Open letter to my people" above) I had requested something of a very intimate nature from you people.

To my utter shock, one of you has succumbed to me and is willingly having sex with me on a regular basis. I will not tell you what Kevin's name is, as I think it is wrong to disclose such private information in such a public forum. You can just take a look at my Goodreads friends list and imagine who it may or may not be.

But I will have you all know that I am having such awesome sex (best. ever.), that I no longer have time to read. And you know what? Sex is WAY more fun and interesting than reading will ever be.

You know all those dummies on MTV humping each other on reality tv shows and looking like fools? They dont read. They have sex.
I am now one of them and I feel no shame.

Thanks for being a friend!

Your reviews are hilarious.