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May 13
	Leslie added a quote: "Everyone looks retarded once you set your mind to it." — David Sedaris add this quote »
	Leslie added a quote: " Wishes... When you wish upon a falling star, your dreams can come true. Unless it's really a meteor hurtling towards earth that will destroy all life. Then you're pretty much hosed no matter what you wished for. Unless it was death by meteor." — Mandy Merril add this quote »
	Leslie added a quote: "Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you underneath. At night, the ice weasels come. " — Matt Groening add this quote »
	Leslie added a quote: "People, generally, suck." — Christopher Moore add this quote »
	Leslie added a quote: "Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before." — Steven Wright add this quote »

"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe."
— Albert Einstein

tags: einstein, human, humor, infinity, nature, philosophy, science, stupidity, universe

"Never judge a book by its movie."
— J.W. Eagan

tags: books, humor, movies

"Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read."
— Groucho Marx

tags: animals, books, dogs, friends, humor

"I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by."
— Douglas Adams

tags: deadlines, humor, work

"I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be."
— Douglas Adams