"I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying."
— Oscar Wilde

"Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana. "
— Groucho Marx

"Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.
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— Ernest Hemingway

"A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects."
— Robert A. Heinlein

"“There he goes. One of God s own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live and too rare to die.” "
— Hunter S. Thompson