Mark’s Profile

Met randomly
"We know each other though a very strange encounter. While in a club in birmingham she came up to me and asked if i had a tenner (bit steep i thought) to spare because she'd ran out of beer money. I said ok no worries. Hours past
and we drank and talked then later on she stood.
up and i happened to notice a bump on her
bum!! I though oh shit she's a man!! So i asked
her what it was. She replied "Well its my
miniature beagle that i have placed in my bum.
I'm actually f"