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Rodney Dangerfield
“What a kid I got, I told him about the birds and the bees and he told me about the butcher and my wife.”
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Robert Orben
“Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States. Ask any Indian.”
Robert Orben

Chuck Palahniuk
“The only way to find true happiness is to risk being completely cut open.”
Chuck Palahniuk, Invisible Monsters

Rodney Dangerfield
“Once I pulled a job, I was so stupid. I picked a guy's pocket on an airplane and made a run for it.”
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Ray Bradbury
“I have never listened to anyone who criticized my taste in space travel, sideshows or gorillas. When this occurs, I pack up my dinosaurs and leave the room.”
Ray Bradbury, Zen in the Art of Writing

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