group discussion

Let the Moprah Day celebrations commence!

Post your fabricated Oprah conspiracy theory here.

There are guidelines:

A)All conspiracy theories here posted are entirely fictitious. Under no means are they to be mistaken as fact.

B) Keep in mind we probably won't read them if they're long.

C) Comments alluding to race or sex in a perjorative way will be removed. I think the skinheads had a book club, but they burned it.

D) There is no D.

Here's mine:

I am really Oprah, wearing heavy make up and a false beard. I started this club as a magnet for those opposed to my book club so I can round you all up in one place and force you to read Toni Morrison books until your eyes bleed and you submit to my Supreme Symapthetic Authority.

Everyone in the audience today gets a free brainwashing!

Moprah Day is a front for the organized smuggling of guns into Florida for the start of the Glorious Culturally Bland Revolution.

Bwuahahahahahaha!!!