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message 1: by Karol (new)

Karol Becker | 8 comments http://youtu.be/OkfUuG2GnrI

Blow the bridge up


message 2: by Karol (new)

Karol Becker | 8 comments http://youtu.be/sbMzZJpKO7M


Shoot to the head


message 3: by Randy (new)

Randy Harmelink | 1468 comments Shoot to the head

...which, if you do it with a gun, makes a loud noise and may attract other zombies...


Kristin (Blood,Sweat and Books) (goodreadscomHermyoni) | 278 comments Wear soft soled shoes if possible while walking through zombie infested areas to minimize noise.


message 5: by Karol (new)

Karol Becker | 8 comments Read an extended Excerpt from My Life in the Zombie Apocalypse by clicking the link


http://mylifeinthezombieapocalypse.bl...


message 6: by Stephen (new)

Stephen | 2 comments Make friends -- or don't.


message 7: by Doug (new)

Doug Ward (wardswoods) | 78 comments Cut your hair short.


message 8: by Mikhail (new)

Mikhail Lerma (MLerma) | 39 comments Try to hide your excitement that its actually begun.


message 9: by Randy (new)

Randy Harmelink | 1468 comments Mikhail wrote: "Try to hide your excitement that its actually begun."

You think you're joking, but in a recent short story I read, one of the characters was excited because he got to kill "people".


message 10: by Mikhail (new)

Mikhail Lerma (MLerma) | 39 comments Randy wrote: "Mikhail wrote: "Try to hide your excitement that its actually begun."

You think you're joking, but in a recent short story I read, one of the characters was excited because he got to kill "people"."


Oh...yea, not quite what I meant. In reality, I know it wouldn't be "fun" when you think of all the people you would lose. But in the case of annoying co-workers, stupid bosses, celebrities that are famous for literally doing nothing...then I might have a bit of excitement. Know what I mean?


message 11: by Randy (new)

Randy Harmelink | 1468 comments That's about all Zombies Eat Lawyers is. Didn't care for it.


message 12: by Mikhail (new)

Mikhail Lerma (MLerma) | 39 comments Yea, I just said it to be funny. My book definately isn't like that.


message 13: by Doug (new)

Doug Ward (wardswoods) | 78 comments Avoid wearing flip-flops... You'll need to do plenty of running!!!


message 14: by Mike (new)

Mike (Krassos) | 39 comments Don't get bitten.

Perform every action to the accompaniment of a rock power ballad.


Kristin (Blood,Sweat and Books) (goodreadscomHermyoni) | 278 comments Always know an escape route.


message 16: by David P (new)

David P Forsyth (DaidPForsyth) | 386 comments Steal a big boat or armored personnel carrier.


message 17: by Drew (new)

Drew | 15 comments you don't need a gun with stopping power so put down all those big guns and get a .22 rifle. You can carry thousands of round of ammo to re-kill the un-dead


Kristin (Blood,Sweat and Books) (goodreadscomHermyoni) | 278 comments Drew wrote: "you don't need a gun with stopping power so put down all those big guns and get a .22 rifle. You can carry thousands of round of ammo to re-kill the un-dead"

Except for the fact the gunfire would draw more to you that's a good point.


message 19: by Morgan (new)

Morgan Fables | 1 comments Ditch the car, motorbike or motorhome.

They are too noisy, cumbersome and require you to risk your life at regular intervals, as you attempt to fight off gas station zombie hordes.

Get a bicycle.


message 20: by Bob (new)

Bob | 10 comments Wear clothes with the dreaded figure of Hello Kitty all over them. Hello Kitty is the only thing a Zombie is afraid of. They will turn and go the other way if they see anything at all having to do with Hello Kitty.


message 21: by David P (new)

David P Forsyth (DaidPForsyth) | 386 comments Morgan wrote: "Ditch the car, motorbike or motorhome.

They are too noisy, cumbersome and require you to risk your life at regular intervals, as you attempt to fight off gas station zombie hordes.

Get a bicycle."


Nice knowing you, however briefly. Get a boat.


message 22: by David P (new)

David P Forsyth (DaidPForsyth) | 386 comments Bob wrote: "Wear clothes with the dreaded figure of Hello Kitty all over them. Hello Kitty is the only thing a Zombie is afraid of. They will turn and go the other way if they see anything at all having to ..."

No, Bob. The only thing they truly fear is water. It's called hydrophobia -- a major side effect of Super Rabies. However, throwing cats at them might provide a momentary distraction.


message 23: by Glyn (new)

Glyn Gardner | 37 comments Steal a bull dozer. Dig a moat. Just burn 'um off every so often.


message 24: by David P (last edited Jul 14, 2013 11:28PM) (new)

David P Forsyth (DaidPForsyth) | 386 comments If you don't have a boat, get one of these:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-laPE...
(described in my next book) ;-)


message 25: by Alana (new)

Alana Mon (RobertAleisha) | 2 comments Anyone ever see Braindead...? Lawnmower.


message 26: by Ian (new)

Ian McClellan | 301 comments Are you in need of a zombie shelter, but there are problems with using your own house? This article may help you.

Survival Tips: Using the Foreclosure Crisis to Your Advantage

http://www.zombie-guide.com/survival-...


message 27: by Tammy K. (new)

Tammy K. (Rambles_of_a_reader) Ian wrote: "Are you in need of a zombie shelter, but there are problems with using your own house? This article may help you.

Survival Tips: Using the Foreclosure Crisis to Your Advantage

http://www.zombie-g..."


Now, that was worth the read.
Who new my fellow survivors would be so dangerous?!
Unfortunately, my area's housing market is quite healthy. There are no foreclosures in sight, but I do have a 97 year old neighbor... *rambles off in thoughts which shouldn't be posted publicly *
Thanks for sharing your money saving tips.


message 28: by Randy (new)

Randy Harmelink | 1468 comments How to open a can without a can opener:

http://www.youtube.com/watch_popup?v=...


message 29: by Beau (new)

Beau Johnston (beau_johnston) | 12 comments If you have a bug-out-bag or backpack to take with you, make sure you can actually lift it, and hike with it. There's no point packing gear you cant carry. Also, make sure you can walk long distances in the shoes you intend wearing. You don't want to be trying to break-in new shoes when you're on the run.


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