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Corrupt-A-Wish
I wish that everything I try to do did not end up being so stinking COMPLICATED (like just wanting to watch a dang movie ...) while everyone else can do those regular things and not have huge issues with it (Sorry ... super frustrated right now)
Granted, but you end up simply unable to do them. (As opposed to it being complicated but reaching the same result; keyword: try.)I wish I would not procrastinate so much on homework.
Granted, you are like Icarus--you fly too high up, your wings melt, and you plummet to your death in the ocean.I wish I had all the knowledge in the world.
Wish granted, but you know all so there is nothing left to know and you are never able to enjoy anything ever again because you know everything about it, so you never learn.I wish that it wasn't so cold.
Granted, instead, there are such sweltering winds that everything shrivels up and dies.I wish I had a pet.
Wish granted, except it's a psychotic dog that constantly ransacks your house.I wish that all the poor people had food and shelter.
Granted, but they get everyone else's food and shelter, successfully flipping the social classes.I wish the sun was emerald colored.
Granted, but then the whole world will turn to an emerald like color and everything will be hard to see.I wish fighting would stop all around the world.
Granted, so fighting starts among the aliens. Said aliens decide to invade earth---> KABOOM!I wish people wouldn't need to worry.
Granted, but then people will be too carefree and then they will get careless.I wish global warming would stop.
Granted, but then global cooling begins.(Lame, but I couldn't help it. XD)
I wish there were no parasites.
Granted, but then other animals that eat parasites would die.I wish I could go to a very good college.
Granted, but your family goes broke trying to pay tuition and you break down from overcompetition.I wish I had a coconut tree.
Granted, but when you eat one of the coconuts, you die from some tropical disease.I wish we didn't have so many Accel Sci assignments.
Granted, but then you will get greedy and then you will want even more.I wish I could live in Korea for awhile. (Not exactly true)
Granted but the charity turns out to be part of a Ponzi scheme and goes bankrupt the next day. (Curse you Madoff)I wish I could speak Chinese fluently
Granted, but you forget English/American (because most Americans speak a caricature of English)...and still live in America. I wish that I knew more about math.
Granted, but you accidentally burn your house down one day trying to prepare a dish.I wish all my wishes were flawless.
Granted, but...umm...but that defies the point of the game and so you're struck by lightning.
I wish I was better at writing.
I think that's cheating, Frances. I'd say: granted, but your perception of "flawless" changes as you get older, and you end up miserable.Granted, but you get better than you currently are, so grade crazy IBers assault you in a dark alley. Or the parking lot.
Struck by lightning > misery. Oww...my fate sounds wonderful. I choose the parking lot. Then it might end up on youtube. ^_______^Sorry to nag, but have you finished reviewing that short story yet?
(Ooo have I made you pull out your hair in frustration yet?)
Anyways, you're supposed to make a wish now.
Oh, oops! But I don't want much...I wish I were mroe greedy! Nah, how about I wish I didn't get killed in weight training?
granted...but your greed causes you to fall in to a deep dark wishing well because you're trying to get to the coins at the bottom.I wish I could breathe underwater.
granted...but you can ONLY speak Japanese. no one else can understand you.I wish I could travel the world
granted but your plane crashes in the middle of nowheri wish i would get a 100 on the math test tomorrow
Granted, but you end up slowing it down so much, you turn back time and die of young age.I wish I could cast fireballs.
Granted, but you're stuck in high school for the rest of your life.I wish the moon was made of cheese.
An alternative: Granted, but Bray and Bratteng decide to gang up on you and you die of homework overkill.
sorry not granting this onejk jk
granted
but then when you travel there you take of your helmet to eat some cheese. The heat is too intense and you die
I wish I was smarter
Bray and Bratteng are the two most amazing freshman teachers, aside from Pritchard, but they teach WAS and Accel Sci. So...yeah. XDGranted, but you end up killing yourself once realizing how stupid everyone else is.
I wish I was more athletic.
Granted, but a mob of * insert sport here * atheletes get jealous and stuff you into a trash can somewhere remote.I wish that I had a Pandora's Box.
Granted, but you end up looking like a female Arnold Schwarzenegger.
I wish I got A pluses in IB and had four extra blocks.
I wish I got A pluses in IB and had four extra blocks.
Granted, but you open it, and rather than infesting the world, the vices decide to attack you.I wish I could finish more of my writing.
Darkened Fates
Books mentioned in this topic
The Wise Man's Fear (other topics)The Hunger Games (other topics)
Here's a new forum game.
The person posting above you will post something they wish for, then you post that it's granted but somehow make it undesirable.
Example:
I wish I had a million dollars.
Granted, but it's all in pennies.
After you've corrupted the previous person's wish, post your own.
I wish I had a new car.