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message 1: by Terri, Wyrd bið ful aræd (new)

Terri | 15993 comments Oh I'll have what she's having.




message 2: by Dawn, A mari usque ad mare (new)

Dawn (CaveatLector) | 4425 comments LOL
Oh Fabio, Fabio, how I love you! :)


message 3: by Terri, Wyrd bið ful aræd (new)

Terri | 15993 comments hee hee. :D


message 4: by Terri, Wyrd bið ful aræd (new)

Terri | 15993 comments How long do you want me to leave it up (pun intended)?

A week? :D


message 5: by Dawn, A mari usque ad mare (new)

Dawn (CaveatLector) | 4425 comments As long as you, the fearless moderator, wants. I think it's hilarious.


message 6: by Terri, Wyrd bið ful aræd (new)

Terri | 15993 comments I did crack myself up when I did it. :D


Bernie Charbonneau (Skigolf) Where are all the TBR books for this thread!!!


message 8: by Dawn, A mari usque ad mare (last edited Jan 24, 2012 09:25AM) (new)

Dawn (CaveatLector) | 4425 comments Just for Bernie:

Love Me, Marietta by Jennifer Wilde, Love, Cherish Me by Rebecca Brandewyne, Wild Bells to the Wild Sky by Laurie McBain and Dangerous Highlander (Dark Sword, #1) by Donna Grant


message 9: by Lee (last edited Jan 24, 2012 12:39PM) (new)

Lee Broderick | 483 comments Desperate Duchesses

First and only time I search for "merkin" on GR.


message 10: by Dawn, A mari usque ad mare (new)

Dawn (CaveatLector) | 4425 comments Sounds like your kind of book for sure, with an average rating of 4 stars how could you go wrong?? :D


Lee Broderick | 483 comments Absolutely. I'm moving it to the top of my TBR list. And also putting it in every position after that. I'm sure it must be so good that I'll never want to read another book ever again, as they'd simply pale in comparison.


message 12: by Dawn, A mari usque ad mare (new)

Dawn (CaveatLector) | 4425 comments In which case, there is this group that you should join to help you find more of these fabulous books 'Bodice Ripper Readers Anonymous'. It sounds like just the thing.


message 13: by Lee (last edited Jan 24, 2012 10:09AM) (new)

Lee Broderick | 483 comments Thanks Dawn, I'll go join now!


Bernie Charbonneau (Skigolf) LOL! This reminds me of the movie Romancing the Stone when the drug baron finds out that Kathleen Turner is "Joan Wilder". Hey, whatever floats your boat.


Ireney Berezniak Jevus ... the corps of "Kick-ass" hasn't had a chance to cool yet, and we already have a bodice ripper thread ... nay, entire folder, even?

ib.


message 16: by Terri, Wyrd bið ful aræd (last edited May 09, 2012 08:29PM) (new)

Terri | 15993 comments Dawn and Terri get ready for a night out in the village.



Dawn: So do you think there'll be lots of big knights with muscles out tonight?
Terri: I hope so, I am wearing my best bloomers. Tee hee.
Dawn: hee tee hee hee
Terri: hee hee tee hee hee tee
Dawn: tee hee hee
Terri: tee hee
Pause
Dawn: What were we talking about again?
Terri: I don't remember.
Dawn: tee hee hee tee hee hee hee hee
Terri: tee hee hee tee hee hee hee hee


message 17: by Terri, Wyrd bið ful aræd (new)

Terri | 15993 comments Lee wrote: "Desperate Duchesses

First and only time I search for "merkin" on GR."


Lee looked for Merkin and got Desperate Duchess? Hey! you don't have to be a desperate duchess to wear a merkin!


message 18: by Terri, Wyrd bið ful aræd (new)

Terri | 15993 comments For Bernie to add to his tbr:
Love Under Two Gunslingers (Lusty, TX #1) by Cara Covington


Lee Broderick | 483 comments Terri wrote: "Lee wrote: "Desperate Duchesses

First and only time I search for "merkin" on GR."

Lee looked for Merkin and got Desperate Duchess? Hey! you don't have to be a desperate duchess to w..."


Do I now know far more about you than I ever wished to? Enjoy your time on Fraser Island!


Lee Broderick | 483 comments Terri wrote: "For Bernie to add to his tbr:
Love Under Two Gunslingers (Lusty, TX #1) by Cara Covington"


Heh. That has an average rating of nearly four too. Looks like we must all be reading the wrong books! Awseomely crap cover.


message 21: by Terri, Wyrd bið ful aræd (new)

Terri | 15993 comments That is likely. :) Fox fur and feathers are very in.

And hey, no Fraser Island yet. oops. We got caught up yesterday fencing in the rain when hubby got home from work, so we could move weaner cattle. Forgot again to book Fraser. TONIGHT! We shall book tonight.


message 22: by Terri, Wyrd bið ful aræd (new)

Terri | 15993 comments Lee wrote: "

Heh. That has an average rating of nearly four too. Looks like we must all be reading the wrong books!..."


I see these crap covers around GR all the time. Not intentionally of course. blerk. Seems this is what eReaders have brought to the world.


Darla (ruminatingbulls) | 135 comments Terri wrote: "Dawn and Terri get ready for a night out in the village.



Dawn: So do you think there'll be lots of big knights with muscles out tonight?
Terri: I hope so, I am wearing my best bloomers. Tee hee...."


Oh my goodness! I was chuckling pretty hard at the first few posts in this thread, then I got to this one and busted out laughing so loud that my sons wanted to know what was so funny! Yikes!


message 24: by Terri, Wyrd bið ful aræd (new)

Terri | 15993 comments And they are too young aren't they! LOL To appreciate the subtlety of the Dawn and Terri out on the village conversation aren't they? :)


message 25: by Terri, Wyrd bið ful aræd (new)

Terri | 15993 comments I am stewing on a boy version of that Dawn and Terri skit...I only have to find the purrrrfect picture to go with it. That may take me a while. :D


Darla (ruminatingbulls) | 135 comments No, they're not too young, that's the problem of me being totally honest with them. It embarassed them, so they called me a perv! They're 17, 15, and 13.


message 27: by Terri, Wyrd bið ful aræd (new)

Terri | 15993 comments hahahaha! Are they wrong? :D


Darla (ruminatingbulls) | 135 comments NOPE!!! ;D


message 29: by Terri, Wyrd bið ful aræd (new)

Terri | 15993 comments Join the club!!!! :D


message 30: by Dawn, A mari usque ad mare (new)

Dawn (CaveatLector) | 4425 comments Dawn: Why do I have to 'tee hee hee tee hee hee hee hee'
Terri: 'Cause we're brainless medieval girls looking for a man with......muscles.
Dawn: Ohhhh, in that case why would you need bloomers at all?
Terri: How dare you insinuate that I'm that kind of girl.
Dawn: tee hee hee tee hee hee hee hee


message 31: by Terri, Wyrd bið ful aræd (new)

Terri | 15993 comments Terri: tee hee hee hee tee tee


message 32: by Terri, Wyrd bið ful aræd (new)

Terri | 15993 comments Dawn: Oh my, well he's a big one. tee hee.
Terri: Gay
Dawn: Gay? Are you sure?
Terri: As gay as a handful of rainbows
Dawn: Oh Forsooth. tee hee
Terri: *squeel!*
Dawn: Godsteeth! What ails thee?
Terri: There are lice in the straw. Praps I should have worn me bloomers after all.
Dawn: tee hee tee hee
Terri: tee hee, that'll learn me won't it? tee hee hee tee hee :)


Ireney Berezniak Hah hah ... you are hilarious. I was teeheeheeing myself!

Was this naked Fabio cover actually printed and put on shelves at a books store?

ib.


Bernie Charbonneau (Skigolf) What, Ireney, you don't have your own edition?


message 35: by Dawn, A mari usque ad mare (new)

Dawn (CaveatLector) | 4425 comments Don't give Terri any ideas or you and Ireney will be next! :D

I'm just happy I get to say "Forsooth" and "Godsteeth" and keep my bloomers on!


Bernie Charbonneau (Skigolf) Oh ya, me and Fab are like this!! You really DO NOT want my bod on a book cover. We would have to create the Historical Horror thread!


message 37: by Terri, Wyrd bið ful aræd (new)

Terri | 15993 comments hahaha. :) Don't worry you fellows, I spent ages looking for a perfect picture to turn you lot into a skit. I still haven't found one to go with the scene in my head. Unlike the Dawn and Terri getting dressed picture, that puppy just fell into my lap. :D


message 38: by Terri, Wyrd bið ful aræd (new)

Terri | 15993 comments We're like medieval Beavis and Butthead. :)


message 39: by Terri, Wyrd bið ful aræd (last edited Jan 25, 2012 01:49PM) (new)

Terri | 15993 comments Random Partygoer: Run! Run! Raiding knights! Save yourselves, run!
Dawn: What is he saying...oh *scream* raiders!!
Terri: *scream!* Quickly Dawn across this field to the millhouse.

Dawn and Terri flee the tavern and start running, but handsome Knights, their swords long and sharp, come bearing down upon them.

Dawn: *squeek* I cannot go on.
Terri: What on earth is the matter? We have to run.
Dawn: It's my ankle. I think I twisted it.

At that moment Dawn and Terri are scooped up and dragged across the laps of the riders.

Knight 1: Sorry ladies, but you'll be coming with us.
Knight 2: Christ on a cross, this ones wearing no bloomers!
Terri: tee hee tee hee hee
Dawn: tee hee. that'll learn you. tee hee hee
Terri: tee hee


message 40: by Terri, Wyrd bið ful aræd (last edited Jan 25, 2012 05:48PM) (new)

Terri | 15993 comments

Ireney: What a fine day we've had on the battlefield this day
Lee & Bernie in unison: yes, yes, fine, yes, fine indeed. Much blood.
Ireney: Now we must drink to our victories.
Bernie: Drink and feast
Lee: Yes, drink and feast, haw haw haw, and swive! Let us not forget the swiving.
Ireney: Swiving! Aye, let us do that also.
Bernie: haw haw haw haw. Swiving. 'tis funny.
Lee: Haw, haw, haw, haw, haw
Ireney: tee hee hee tee hee hee


message 41: by Dawn, A mari usque ad mare (new)

Dawn (CaveatLector) | 4425 comments Wow, so Ireny plays the the guy who tee hee hee's?? That's awesome! :)

I loved 300, I shall forever be in love with Gerard Butler becaue of this show!


message 42: by Terri, Wyrd bið ful aræd (new)

Terri | 15993 comments Gerard Butler. yes. me too. It was 300 that did it.

Ireney had to have the tee hee...he's the biggest guy of the three. It is only fitting that he have the smallest titter. ;)


Darla (ruminatingbulls) | 135 comments Terri, you are great! Your posts can me laugh so easily.

I'm not in love with Gerard Butler, because I don't know enough about him. In lust, though!


message 44: by Terri, Wyrd bið ful aræd (new)

Terri | 15993 comments Then that makes me happy, Darla. I don't want to offend anyone with my 'naughtiness'. It is to give people a little laugh in their day. :)


Lee Broderick | 483 comments Lee: That's a big shiny helmet you have.


message 46: by Terri, Wyrd bið ful aræd (new)

Terri | 15993 comments :)


message 47: by Terri, Wyrd bið ful aræd (new)

Terri | 15993 comments Ireney: I'll let you hold it if you'd like.


message 48: by Terri, Wyrd bið ful aræd (new)

Terri | 15993 comments Bernie: haw haw haw haw.


message 49: by Lee (last edited Jan 26, 2012 03:43AM) (new)

Lee Broderick | 483 comments Lee: It's hard too! The ladies will be impressed by this! Hang on... Aren't we Spartans? ... Bernie, stop laughing...


Bernie Charbonneau (Skigolf) Oh, sign me up for this, I've never looked so good!! he he he haw haw!


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