...
*backs away slowly*
You need to take a chill pill.

~*~ Rain s2 Castiel ~*~ wrote: "21. You want to shoot every single member of the 'twilight cult' to save the world (Can I hear anybody say AMEN to that?)"

AMEN!!!! I H8 TWILIGHT AN IT STUPID RETARDED SELF! DERS NO FREAKIN POINT IN IT! GOD! ALL MY FRIENDS WHO MENTION IT I LITERALLY JUS SLAP THEM ACROSS DA ROOM CUZ I H8 H8 H8 H8 IT SOOOO MUCH!!! >:( ALL DA ACTERS AN BOOKS CAN DIE!!! >:D

I had to watch the movie and every little deatail bothered me.One scene Edwards head looks GIANT.Most of the time me and my friends made fun of it

Well, most of us have read it, that's why we turned against it, because all the little details (and in Twilight, the plot tended to be a minor nuisance as opposed to the main thing which was the LURV) were just so stupid, we hated it...or disliked it for those who thing 'hate' is too strong a word.

for a bunch of ppl who are against Twilight, sure know a lot about it. hehe

lol!

man twilight must just die!

Its crazy!

Faith wrote: "§ Mallie § wrote: "If Edward were my dream guy, I think I would shoot myself."

here here!
"

Either that or become a lesbian. It'll be Sorry Eddikins i dig chicks. ~o^

§ Mallie § wrote: "If Edward were my dream guy, I think I would shoot myself."

here here!

Anything will be thirteen million times better than Twilight. It's horrible.

I WANT to read some decent vampire books, just so I can say "Ha! This series is about vampires, and there's awesome bloody fight scenes and they drink PEOPLE'S blood and THERE IS NO SPARKLING WHATSOEVER!!"

I know i hate twilight when i can't read a single freaking vampire or werewolf book without comparing it to this series. It has basically ruined paranormals for me to an large extent. I was such a fan before to... I'm afraid to read them now.

The only thing that was good were the "Werewolves/shapeshifters" They were the only ones that like war!! AND bloody fight scenes!! Emmett was also awesome, he likes fighting!! Why couldn't there have been actual FIGHT scenes?!!! Garlargh!

Did you predict werewolves too? oh im sorry i mean "shape-shifters" she spends 3 books saying that they are werewolves just to find out they are shape-shifters...
Someone should kill Meyer so she doesn't dream anymore erotic fantasies that turn into something like twilight again..

Rose wrote: "I said a few prophecies that were even more accurate!! When Sweets was a Twi-Tard and barely started reading it and told me about, at first I was interested because I thought that vampires were coo..."

LOL PWNED!

I said a few prophecies that were even more accurate!! When Sweets was a Twi-Tard and barely started reading it and told me about, at first I was interested because I thought that vampires were cool (only LATER did I find out that these 'vampires' sparkled) because I thought EVERYONE was a vampire or whatever (all she said was, "It's a book about vampires) and that there would be these awesome bloody fight scenes! (HA!!!)
When she showed me the website one day and told me exactly this about the plot; "It's about this guy whose a vampire and a girl-"
And I stopped her right there, intent on filling in the rest of the plot I had already figured out, "And they fall in love but his family and other vampires don't like it so they're trying to kill her?"
Sweets looked at me, annoyed that I had figured out the plot in a matter of seconds without seeing any pictures of them holding each other, just seeing the book cover, and only hearing eight words of the actual plot itself...if you can call it that.
A few days later, she was reading Eclipse, I believe. By that time I had begun hating it because then ALL my friends were reading it and I said, "Dudes, just watch, that chick's gonna get pregnant and turned into a vampire by the end of the series."
They said, "Nuh-uh!!!"
And then Breaking Dawn came out.


THE END

^^ Finally, someone who understands me!! Well, actually, this whole group understands me. When my friend read the book, I'm like, "I'll bet you that Bella becomes a vampire." and she totally shot me down about it, then out comes BD!! ^^

Olivia ^^Is awesome^^ wrote: "In New Moon, my cousin insisted on watching it, and as soon as Edward came into the sunlight, shirtless, I yelled, "OH MY GOSH! MY EYES ARE BLINDED!" I got in trouble with the person behind me in t..."

LOL, during the twilight the movie, I fell asleep, woke up and saw an extremely uncomfortable close up of Edward and Bella. So I know how you feel.

In New Moon, my cousin insisted on watching it, and as soon as Edward came into the sunlight, shirtless, I yelled, "OH MY GOSH! MY EYES ARE BLINDED!" I got in trouble with the person behind me in the movie theater. ^^ Seriously, the least he can do is shave.

and reading fanmail form eight year olds

i think he prefers to stay on the couch drinking and smoking

Yeah... I was just talking about it with the people I carpool with, and in the middle of us ranting about Edward Cullen/Rob Pattinson I yelled "The six-pack doesn't work if you have a mini potbelly and baggy grampa pants right under it!!"

My mom laughed pretty hard.

But it really is the truth. It's like, Come on, can't you at least hit the gym for a LITTLE bit?! I mean, Taylor Lautner worked his butt off to bulk up for New Moon. You don't even have to do a quarter as much, so get off the couch and get moving!

precisely, lazy guy!

robert should of worked out like taylor did

lol

i think id like to call him the foot fairy ;) haha in New Moon didnt they have to photoshop it when he was shirtless so he'd have a 6-pak lol

*goes to look* haha.

U know Robert Pattison looks like a foot, someone told me that and i was like 'u serious' then i looked
he REALLY does its funny

lollishness

that happened here too!

lol, ya luckily at my school I never hear anyone talking about it, though i have noticed a few more Twilight shirts. My friend told me about how she and her friend watched the midnight premiere, but it was funny. XD she said that not even when the movie started, just the previews everyone screamed, and when the movie started, it started with Deadward and EVERRRYYYYYONNEEEEE screamed, including the guys. Ya my friend likes Twilight but she doesn't care that i hate it, we don't really mention it anyways

oh. lol. oops.

or extremely ugly...

Ana wrote: "I know it was ugly- but what does fugly mean?"

F**kin Ugly.

Ana wrote: "not to mention gray skin and hair. bleh. and correction-he doesnt have a 6 pack."

Yes, that's true. They, like, airbrushed it on. And it looks really weird... *hides*

not to mention gray skin and hair. bleh. and correction-he doesnt have a 6 pack.

I screamed b/c it was FUGLY.

Hey, have you guys seen the part in New Moon when Deadward has his shirt open? You know, when they're in Italy. (Of course you've seen it, everyone has :P) I saw it and just started laughing hysterically...

...because a six-pack is NOT appealing at ALL if you have, like, a miniature potbelly and baggy grampa pants right under it. o_O

lol, YEAh.

Im sorry but that taylor guy is just plain nasty and don't get me started on Edward. You that guy doesnt even have a 6 pack they had to draw one for me....lmao!

Yeah, same here.

I might screech when I finally get my hands on a decent book, but not to the extent.

Kristin wrote: "I agree. some of my friends start screaming when they see the posters. it is so annoying!:O"

I've seen people do that, too. It's really, REALLY scary. I mean, I used to be a Twilighter, but I wasn't THAT extreme. O.O

my friend's new way to bug me- saying guess whos awesome? following me around saying that till class starts. Apparently the answer is taylor lautner. My answer- not you. Its so annoying! especially cuz shes the ind of person that doesnt care about that stuff so its like one of the strongest has been infected with zombie juice. Every day i see her melting a little from her obsession.
I know ur reading this, lo.

I agree. some of my friends start screaming when they see the posters. it is so annoying!:O

It is so annoying. ppl are getting obessessed for nothing. Since new moon is comign out it is being splashed all over the freakin magazines. It's disguisting! iT is everywhere!

yeah. its important.

Yeah, um, I'm a girl. And I was just trying to make sure I could understand what I would expect from Twilight fangirls. I'm not crazy, just on the fence about liking Twilight.

If upon reading the back of the book you instantly say with disgust, "Well, the death of literature is upon us."

Okay, that's my new favorite song. ;D

Ana wrote: "to the tune of eye of the tiger

read the book, saw it was bad
all the characters are psychos
i hate edward hes such a stalker
just a vampire and his will to eat deer

so many times it happens too ..."

*standing ovation*

have a kit-kat.