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message 1: by Cody, The Stupid Muggle ;) (new)

Cody (Rolinor) | 2456 comments Mod
1. Break the glass on the fish tanks

((number them please))


message 2: by Poindextεrr., The Poindexty Muggle :) (new)

Poindextεrr. (carpe_diem) | 189 comments Mod
2. Run naked through the aisles.


message 3: by No One (last edited Jul 20, 2010 01:41AM) (new)

No One (Baka) 3. Ask someone working there if they can kick you out.


message 4: by Rayna, The Master Muggle :) (new)

Rayna | 2605 comments Mod
4. Pick the managers nose.


message 5: by Poindextεrr., The Poindexty Muggle :) (new)

Poindextεrr. (carpe_diem) | 189 comments Mod
5. Scream "Cedric Diggory Lives" a hundred times.


message 6: by Amaranta, I thought about being sane once. This seemed like more fun. (new)

Amaranta (foreverreader) | 943 comments Mod
6. Wait outside the bathroom and when someone needs to use it say "That'll be $100,000,000 please. And thank you for shopping at Wal Mart."

7.act like a greeter only when someone comes in say "I'm sorry, we are closed. Please come back NEVER!!"

8. go into the dressing room, wait for a couple of minutes then yell "THERE'S NO TOLIT PAPER IN HERE!"


message 7: by Rayna, The Master Muggle :) (last edited Jul 20, 2010 07:44AM) (new)

Rayna | 2605 comments Mod
9. Pelvic thrust down aisles


message 8: by Christopher (new)

Christopher Herald | 11 comments 10. Bark at people.


message 9: by Xilu, The Silly Muggle :) (new)

Xilu | 820 comments Mod
11. Give a 101% discount on all items. And give $100 extra change in everyone's payment..(o.O)


message 10: by Cody, The Stupid Muggle ;) (new)

Cody (Rolinor) | 2456 comments Mod
lol so its free and they get an extra 100$

12. Shoot people with nerf guns


message 11: by Xilu, The Silly Muggle :) (new)

Xilu | 820 comments Mod
haha...so they have this new tagline..

13. "SHOP ALL YOU WANT for FREE!".xD..cool!


message 12: by Poindextεrr., The Poindexty Muggle :) (new)

Poindextεrr. (carpe_diem) | 189 comments Mod
14. Play dodgeball with customers who didn't know they were playing dodgeball.


message 13: by Xilu, The Silly Muggle :) (new)

Xilu | 820 comments Mod
15.


message 14: by Amaranta, I thought about being sane once. This seemed like more fun. (new)

Amaranta (foreverreader) | 943 comments Mod
Aww. He's so cute!


message 15: by Xilu, The Silly Muggle :) (new)

Xilu | 820 comments Mod
16. Kill everyone who would go after your favorite item.

xD


message 16: by [deleted user] (new)

17. Fry all the fish in the fish tanks.


message 17: by Xilu, The Silly Muggle :) (new)

Xilu | 820 comments Mod
18. Act like Sisa who's looking for her sons Basilio and Crispin, dragging everyone on your way..lol


message 18: by Cody, The Stupid Muggle ;) (last edited Jul 26, 2010 08:31PM) (new)

Cody (Rolinor) | 2456 comments Mod
19. eat all the food


message 19: by Rayna, The Master Muggle :) (new)

Rayna | 2605 comments Mod
20. Go around and smack people


message 20: by Cody, The Stupid Muggle ;) (new)

Cody (Rolinor) | 2456 comments Mod
21. Instead of paying 50$ for the things you bought pay 50 yen


message 21: by Rayna, The Master Muggle :) (new)

Rayna | 2605 comments Mod
22. Hop on tables and do the chicken dance


message 22: by Belladonna (new)

Belladonna (miriamdaisyrose) | 225 comments 23. swinging from the rafters/ceiling/pipes/vents/thingys and imitating an accentor.


(;Alicia™ღA constant game of Russian Roulette  (aliciaWontcare) | 7 comments 24. Camp out in the shoe department using there tents and blankets. While grabbing people's ankles as they walk by


message 24: by Belladonna (new)

Belladonna (miriamdaisyrose) | 225 comments 25. Inflict ergasiophobia upon all of the workers


message 25: by No One (new)

No One (Baka) 26. Gather up about a hundred kids that you invite with you to walmart.


message 26: by Rayna, The Master Muggle :) (new)

Rayna | 2605 comments Mod
27. Break jars of food


message 27: by Kat (new)

Kat (SugarAddict) 28. Pretend like you cast a string across one of the aisles, but have there be no string


message 28: by Amaranta, I thought about being sane once. This seemed like more fun. (new)

Amaranta (foreverreader) | 943 comments Mod
29. Play the lava game, and when somebody steps on a 'lava' square yell "Haha! You just got burnt up!" Then later randomly yell "LAVA...RUN FOR YOUR LIVES...Haha, your dead now!"


message 29: by Kat (new)

Kat (SugarAddict) Lmao
30. Run through the hall screaming 'MY GRANDMA IS TAKING A CRAP I GOTTA GET HOME!' and randomly shake people and scream in their faced.


message 30: by Amaranta, I thought about being sane once. This seemed like more fun. (new)

Amaranta (foreverreader) | 943 comments Mod
31. Randomly sit on someone(It doesn't have to be a larger person) and say "I've been really good this year, so for Christmas I want three billion dollars, a mansion, my own car, and for you to lose weight." (This is really mean, but it would probably accomplish your goal.)


message 31: by Kat (new)

Kat (SugarAddict) 32. Grab a shopping cart and walk into walls and say. 'Ooh ooh, sorry young man.'


MCR Lover!!!!!!!!!!! (narutosno1fan) | 21 comments 33. run around the store with pom poms chanting mean thing to strangers


message 33: by Kat (new)

Kat (SugarAddict) 34. Unleashe all the bouncy balls (Ya know, the giant ones) and scream 'Go PICKACHU!'


MCR Lover!!!!!!!!!!! (narutosno1fan) | 21 comments ((lol))
35.push old people down than laugh and run away


message 35: by Kat (new)

Kat (SugarAddict) 36. Say you want to try a bike out, and ride it around the store randomly falling and running into people


MCR Lover!!!!!!!!!!! (narutosno1fan) | 21 comments 37.shove poptarts down peoples pants


message 37: by Kat (new)

Kat (SugarAddict) 37. Go to the Mac n' cheese aisle and shout 'Should I get cheddar or american?' and when someone asks you to be quiet yell 'can't I just pick my mac in silence?'


MCR Lover!!!!!!!!!!! (narutosno1fan) | 21 comments 38.play all the radios as loud as they go,and make sure eveyone is on a different station


message 39: by Kat (new)

Kat (SugarAddict) 39. Carry around cat litter (the like 12 lb. bags) in a cart and walk up to people and say 'can you hold this?' and give them two bags, and walk away.


message 40: by Xilu, The Silly Muggle :) (new)

Xilu | 820 comments Mod
40. Roll over the floor and ask people why you're getting dizzy. @.@


message 41: by No One (last edited Aug 25, 2010 03:18AM) (new)

No One (Baka) 41. Take your dog with you inside.


ɐzzıɹʞ ɐzzıɹʞ 42. Place mouse traps everywhere.


MCR Lover!!!!!!!!!!! (narutosno1fan) | 21 comments 43.stick marshmallows to people


message 44: by Xilu, The Silly Muggle :) (new)

Xilu | 820 comments Mod
44. Release all the animals in their cages.


message 45: by Belladonna (new)

Belladonna (miriamdaisyrose) | 225 comments 45. kradzieży pieniędzy z kasy!


message 46: by Jasmine (new)

Jasmine 46. yell at the manager saying "this service is WAY to good"


MCR Lover!!!!!!!!!!! (narutosno1fan) | 21 comments 47. Ride around in the old people car things pourind glue on the floor.


message 48: by Chernobog (last edited Mar 15, 2011 07:27PM) (new)

Chernobog | 113 comments 48. Punch the manager


message 49: by Belladonna (last edited May 08, 2011 12:23PM) (new)

Belladonna (miriamdaisyrose) | 225 comments 50. Read all of the books aloud... really, really loud.


message 50: by Jasmine (new)

Jasmine lol 51. eat bananas then through them in the managers face


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