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message 1: by Cody, The Stupid Muggle ;) (new)

Cody (Rolinor) | 2456 comments Mod
1. Break the glass on the fish tanks

((number them please))


message 2: by Poindextεrr., The Poindexty Muggle :) (new)

Poindextεrr. (carpe_diem) | 189 comments Mod
2. Run naked through the aisles.


message 3: by No One (last edited Jul 20, 2010 01:41AM) (new)

No One (Baka) 3. Ask someone working there if they can kick you out.


message 4: by Rayna, The Master Muggle :) (new)

Rayna | 2605 comments Mod
4. Pick the managers nose.


message 5: by Poindextεrr., The Poindexty Muggle :) (new)

Poindextεrr. (carpe_diem) | 189 comments Mod
5. Scream "Cedric Diggory Lives" a hundred times.


message 6: by Amaranta, I thought about being sane once. This seemed like more fun. (new)

Amaranta (foreverreader) | 943 comments Mod
6. Wait outside the bathroom and when someone needs to use it say "That'll be $100,000,000 please. And thank you for shopping at Wal Mart."

7.act like a greeter only when someone comes in say "I'm sorry, we are closed. Please come back NEVER!!"

8. go into the dressing room, wait for a couple of minutes then yell "THERE'S NO TOLIT PAPER IN HERE!"


message 7: by Rayna, The Master Muggle :) (last edited Jul 20, 2010 07:44AM) (new)

Rayna | 2605 comments Mod
9. Pelvic thrust down aisles


Christopher Herald | 11 comments 10. Bark at people.


message 9: by Xilu, The Silly Muggle :) (new)

Xilu | 820 comments Mod
11. Give a 101% discount on all items. And give $100 extra change in everyone's payment..(o.O)


message 10: by Cody, The Stupid Muggle ;) (new)

Cody (Rolinor) | 2456 comments Mod
lol so its free and they get an extra 100$

12. Shoot people with nerf guns


message 11: by Xilu, The Silly Muggle :) (new)

Xilu | 820 comments Mod
haha...so they have this new tagline..

13. "SHOP ALL YOU WANT for FREE!".xD..cool!


message 12: by Poindextεrr., The Poindexty Muggle :) (new)

Poindextεrr. (carpe_diem) | 189 comments Mod
14. Play dodgeball with customers who didn't know they were playing dodgeball.


message 13: by Xilu, The Silly Muggle :) (new)

Xilu | 820 comments Mod
15.


message 14: by Amaranta, I thought about being sane once. This seemed like more fun. (new)

Amaranta (foreverreader) | 943 comments Mod
Aww. He's so cute!


message 15: by Xilu, The Silly Muggle :) (new)

Xilu | 820 comments Mod
16. Kill everyone who would go after your favorite item.

xD


message 16: by [deleted user] (new)

17. Fry all the fish in the fish tanks.


message 17: by Xilu, The Silly Muggle :) (new)

Xilu | 820 comments Mod
18. Act like Sisa who's looking for her sons Basilio and Crispin, dragging everyone on your way..lol


message 18: by Cody, The Stupid Muggle ;) (last edited Jul 26, 2010 08:31PM) (new)

Cody (Rolinor) | 2456 comments Mod
19. eat all the food


message 19: by Rayna, The Master Muggle :) (new)

Rayna | 2605 comments Mod
20. Go around and smack people


message 20: by Cody, The Stupid Muggle ;) (new)

Cody (Rolinor) | 2456 comments Mod
21. Instead of paying 50$ for the things you bought pay 50 yen


message 21: by Rayna, The Master Muggle :) (new)

Rayna | 2605 comments Mod
22. Hop on tables and do the chicken dance


ℳiriaɱ Ɗaisƴ  ℛosε ⸨ Ʈℎε ⓂꝏℕℓiƓℌƮℑŋ⅁ Ƀℓ℀ĸ℠iƬℋ ⸩ (miriamdaisyrose) | 225 comments 23. swinging from the rafters/ceiling/pipes/vents/thingys and imitating an accentor.


(;Alicia™ღA constant game of Russian Roulette  (aliciaWontcare) | 7 comments 24. Camp out in the shoe department using there tents and blankets. While grabbing people's ankles as they walk by


No One (Baka) 26. Gather up about a hundred kids that you invite with you to walmart.


message 26: by Rayna, The Master Muggle :) (new)

Rayna | 2605 comments Mod
27. Break jars of food


Kat (SugarAddict) 28. Pretend like you cast a string across one of the aisles, but have there be no string


message 28: by Amaranta, I thought about being sane once. This seemed like more fun. (new)

Amaranta (foreverreader) | 943 comments Mod
29. Play the lava game, and when somebody steps on a 'lava' square yell "Haha! You just got burnt up!" Then later randomly yell "LAVA...RUN FOR YOUR LIVES...Haha, your dead now!"


Kat (SugarAddict) Lmao
30. Run through the hall screaming 'MY GRANDMA IS TAKING A CRAP I GOTTA GET HOME!' and randomly shake people and scream in their faced.


message 30: by Amaranta, I thought about being sane once. This seemed like more fun. (new)

Amaranta (foreverreader) | 943 comments Mod
31. Randomly sit on someone(It doesn't have to be a larger person) and say "I've been really good this year, so for Christmas I want three billion dollars, a mansion, my own car, and for you to lose weight." (This is really mean, but it would probably accomplish your goal.)


Kat (SugarAddict) 32. Grab a shopping cart and walk into walls and say. 'Ooh ooh, sorry young man.'


MCR Lover!!!!!!!!!!! (narutosno1fan) | 21 comments 33. run around the store with pom poms chanting mean thing to strangers


Kat (SugarAddict) 34. Unleashe all the bouncy balls (Ya know, the giant ones) and scream 'Go PICKACHU!'


MCR Lover!!!!!!!!!!! (narutosno1fan) | 21 comments ((lol))
35.push old people down than laugh and run away


Kat (SugarAddict) 36. Say you want to try a bike out, and ride it around the store randomly falling and running into people


MCR Lover!!!!!!!!!!! (narutosno1fan) | 21 comments 37.shove poptarts down peoples pants


Kat (SugarAddict) 37. Go to the Mac n' cheese aisle and shout 'Should I get cheddar or american?' and when someone asks you to be quiet yell 'can't I just pick my mac in silence?'


MCR Lover!!!!!!!!!!! (narutosno1fan) | 21 comments 38.play all the radios as loud as they go,and make sure eveyone is on a different station


Kat (SugarAddict) 39. Carry around cat litter (the like 12 lb. bags) in a cart and walk up to people and say 'can you hold this?' and give them two bags, and walk away.


message 40: by Xilu, The Silly Muggle :) (new)

Xilu | 820 comments Mod
40. Roll over the floor and ask people why you're getting dizzy. @.@


message 41: by No One (last edited Aug 25, 2010 03:18AM) (new)

No One (Baka) 41. Take your dog with you inside.


ɐzzıɹʞ ɐzzıɹʞ 42. Place mouse traps everywhere.


MCR Lover!!!!!!!!!!! (narutosno1fan) | 21 comments 43.stick marshmallows to people


message 44: by Xilu, The Silly Muggle :) (new)

Xilu | 820 comments Mod
44. Release all the animals in their cages.


Jasmine 46. yell at the manager saying "this service is WAY to good"


MCR Lover!!!!!!!!!!! (narutosno1fan) | 21 comments 47. Ride around in the old people car things pourind glue on the floor.


message 48: by Chernobog (last edited Mar 15, 2011 07:27PM) (new)

Chernobog | 113 comments 48. Punch the manager


∀ℊεηт | 45 comments 49. take something without paying money


ℳiriaɱ Ɗaisƴ  ℛosε ⸨ Ʈℎε ⓂꝏℕℓiƓℌƮℑŋ⅁ Ƀℓ℀ĸ℠iƬℋ ⸩ (miriamdaisyrose) | 225 comments 50. Read all of the books aloud... really, really loud.


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